Charlie: "MOM!!! Ohhhh I can't believe I finally get to DO this- Mom mom mom, this is VAGGIE! Vaggie meet my mom, mom, meet Vaggie! She's an angel and she USED to be an exorcist working for Adam but she said FUCK THAT!"
Vaggie: "It was more of an "argh" while they cut out my eye and stuff."
Charlie: (hugging her) "She said 'fuck that' in SPIRIT because she's amazing and hates heaven's guts and now she's happily living down here in hell, with meeee~"
Lilith: "Oh? Enjoying your new freedom, are you?"
Vaggie: "Very, VERY much, ma'am."
Charlie: "Oh um! She's also-!"
Lilith: "Literally me."
Charlie: "....."
Charlie: ".."
Charlie: "Please don't say that."
Lilith: "It's a compliment. And nice to know how much you've been missing your mother, sweetie."
Charlie: "AND PLEASE DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT!!!"
Lilith: "I'm also glad you picked up your father's taste in women."
Charlie: "..aaaaaahh..."
Vaggie: "Sweetie-"
Charlie: "AAAAAAAAAAAHH!"
Vaggie: "-uh, Charlie, you need to breathe-"
Lilith: "She doesn't, actually. Haven't you noticed? It was one of the first things I realized about her father, along with the advantages of dating someone short enough to not have to kneel for-"
Charlie: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-"
Vaggie: "....it's nice meeting you, your majesty."
Lilith: "You as well. It's rather nostalgic. Almost like looking in a mirror."
Charlie: (slumps over limply in vaggie's arms)
Vaggie: "CHARLIE!?"
Lilith: "Ah, but you have better reflexes than I did. Lovely."
Do you think Lilith has Lucifer under contract? I mean they did get married or maybe it’s implied and vows can be considered a contract. Not to mention Lucifer being naive in the beginning blinded by love etc maybe he has some contract with her to show he’s willing to reduce his power or it was his way of trying to be equals? I just like evil Lilith you have and thought it would be fun.
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wow this is unusual idea...
but no, i don't think she is. I mean, she's kinda evil but she still loves her husband (even tho they're in open relationships) and her daughter
and at the beginning she was just as naive as Lucifer, just more rebellious
but i can totally use it for some AU where Lilith is a real villain
Rewatching the Pilot Episode of Hazbin Hotel and finally took a closer look at the portraits in the background. And one in particular stood out to me, since something felt off.
Those are clearly Charlie and Lilith. The question I have, where is Lucifer?
I mean, I am aware that sometimes people are on portraits alone or just with one other person. Husband and Wife, Mother and Child, Father and Child, Child Alone, or the parents alone.
But I dunno.
It feels off to me, that Lucifer is missing in this picture. Since they were a happy family and did everything together according to the pics in the first season.
Am I reading to much into this? Am I too obsessed with my Luci? What happened during this portrait?
Did Lucifer stood next to the painter and watched fondly how his girls were painted, thinking how he will put the portrait in his office or so? Or did he felt left out, since he was always left out.
He was the outsider in heaven, the odd one who didn’t fit in, he was casted down to hell for it and even there he never really connected, since for his hatred of sinners and his lack in politics.
I‘m probably reading too much into this but since I just wrote this entire post I’m going to leave it here.
Do with it what you want. Maybe put your thoughts into it, if you want. I go back to my writing stuff 😂
Can we talk about the fact Lucifer more or less implied he ate Lilith out in the Garden of Eden?
Because he’s that guy, he also implied he and Eve fucked. I don’t think it was just a sly reference to the apple. I believe he and Eve had a sexual relationship.
Adam, you were such a horrible husband. Your first and second wife chose the same man over you.
I am all for Eve x Lilith x Lucifer being a romantic throuple and were happy, at least for a time before things got bad. Before Charlie.
If I can’t get that in canon, I will make it my fanon. For all we know, Cain is Lucifer’s son!