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Belle: When did you stop believing in Father Christmas?
Rumple: I never believed in any fathers
Belle:
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doodlydoodlies · 2 days
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redadidassneakers · 20 hours
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James: Reg bas never been good at telling me he loves me, have a look
James: I love you
Regulus: I didn’t know love had a sound until I heard you laugh
James: *crying* close enough
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Wooley: You remind me of the ocean. Cody: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Wooley: No. Because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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incorrect-pilots · 2 days
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jenna: why are you following me?
tyler: because we’re dating now
jenna: okay… what about josh?
tyler: we’re a package deal
josh: buy one idiot, get one free
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silverdreamscape · 3 days
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Etho: Cleo? What are you writing?
Cleo: a fanfic
Etho: about?
Cleo: you and Bdubs
Etho, blushing: what!? W-why!?
Cleo: He asked me to. He’s paying me like 5 diamonds, so...
Bdubs, from the distance: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS
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spahhzy · 2 days
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Jaune: Ruby!
Ruby, startled, immediately pointed Crescent Rose in Jaune's direction, Jaune immediately put his hands up as CC, chuckled at the scene before them.
CC: I thought she'd be happy to see us?
Jaune just rolled his eyes as the cat just sat itself a top Jaune's head.
Ruby: J-Jaune?
Jaune nodded, and Ruby let out a sigh of relief before lowering her weapon before she tackled Jaune into a hug, the action causing them both to fall to the ground, leaving the cat floating in air, the scene causing him to gag.
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greenleaf4stuff · 2 days
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Incorrect Fallout #11
Maximus: I dare you-
Lucy: The Ghoul is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Maximus: Why not?
The Ghoul: I have no regard for my own or others personal safety, as some would say.
(Source: @incorrect-quote-templates)
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dragonboyanon · 16 hours
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Mei: Another gay another slay
Ao Lie: See Wukong, I told you killing that guy was okay!
Wukong: :D
Mei:
Mei: what the fuck did you two do
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meadow-roses · 3 days
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saw this quote on pinterest and thought it'd be fun to draw with a twist lol
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lilislegacy · 17 days
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percabeth daughter, to her friend: so this is my house. make yourself at home. luckily my older brothers aren’t home, so it’s actually peaceful for once
friend: that’s goo- oh my god! there are two people in your backyard trying to kill each other!
percabeth daughter: huh? oh, no those are my parents. they’re just sparring, don’t worry
friend: sparring? with… a giant knife and… a sword?
percabeth daughter: well they practice hand to hand combat too, but weapons practice is important
friend:
percabeth daughter: come on! let me show you my room
friend: alr- oh my god, is that a horse in your brother’s room?
percabeth daughter, rolling her eyes: ugh mom and dad told him to keep his window closed!
friend: wait, horses just… come into your house? through the second story window?
percabeth daughter: crazy right? they don’t even ask first. like, at least have some manners!
friend:
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91-1lover · 3 months
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Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*
Meanwhile
Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*
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doodlydoodlies · 13 hours
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Image: The Bushwalker from Steam Community Workshop
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rinkunokoisuru · 1 month
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You guys remember this episode, right? Based on this post by @totallycorrectdannyphantomquotes
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*Obi-Wan and Ahsoka texting* Obi-Wan: Come downstairs and talk to me, please. I'm lonely. Ahsoka: Isn't Anakin there? Obi-Wan: Yes, but I like you more.
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incorrect-pilots · 19 hours
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tyler: josh told me that instead of being sad, i should ‘go get it, girl’.
tyler: so i’m going to go get it, girl.
mark: get what?
tyler: unclear, i’ll get everything, just to be safe.
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