AT LONG LAST, after some snafus, the audiobook for The Remarkable Retirement of Edna Fisher is available for download through my publisher!
you can download it here: link to audiobook at Midnight Meadow Publishing
it will be available on other platforms at some point, but dear lord it's taking its sweet time populating even though the distributor approved it. it won't be on Spotify but should be available in the other usual places at some point.
thank you so much to everyone who asked for an audiobook! this literally happened bc Tumblr asked for it. and thank you to everyone for your patience as my publisher has worked to get this off the ground!
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Characters that would get along soo well would be Kissenna (from Godkiller- Hannah Kaner) and Gideon. I fucking swear to you. Them together would kill the book.
Petition to add more disabled magical creatures in fantasy
Like picture a mermaid. When they have to be on land their tail turns to legs, but because their body is used to lower gravity their joints tire easily and are chronically in pain.
Also depending on how deep in the ocean they live, it’s likely they have circulation problems because their body is used to the water pressure holding everything where it needs to be and now their blood is always fucking pooling in their legs and they have to wear compression socks everywhere.
Wheelchair user mermaids. Partially/fully blind mermaids because who needs to see when there’s no light at the bottom of the ocean?
Mermaids with sensory issues who have to wear headphones all the time because sound is so much louder up here on land and they are constantly overstimulated. And also the sun is simply Too Bright™.
Mermaids who have POTS because in the water postural changes make no difference and their bodies don’t know how to stabilize with so much gravity.
I’m really fixated on the mermaids rn but PLEASE feel more than welcome to add more!!!! I wanna hear about disabled dragons