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badjokesbyjeff · 2 days

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My wife bet me that I wouldn't dare name our daughter something stupid. So I decided to call her Bluff.

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thedankmemes · 1 day

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#meme #memes #dank memes #funny #dank meme #hilarious #funny pics #humor #jokes #lol #comedy #haha #puns

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ariaste · 11 hours

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So listen i have this book coming out in uhhh 10 days and I am Worried about it, because it is a Comedy, and comedy is really hard to market (why????? it's funny pirates, what's not to like??) even when it is, yanno, normal mainstream comedy.

It is even worse when it is Unhinged Comedy That's Mostly Going To Be Funny To People On Tumblr. (For example, the main character being a supreme gremlin made of 90% memes by weight (examples: carries around a bag that is never called anything but his "little rucksack"; has a near-verbatim "stick me legy out real far" moment; talks about his metaphorical "orphan gruel bowl" which is a direct reference to that one Oliver Twist gif) because those are funny to me personally.) Unhinged Tumblr Comedy is difficult because tumblr is not a platform where it is easy to market things to people, because we are generally violently anti-capitalist and LOATHE advertisements and reflexively resist being marketed to for most anything. I LOVE that about this website. Except for right now, because I have bills to pay and a cat to feed. So look, fellow tumblr gremlins, I am just trying to say that if your personal brand of comedy is laughing at the kind of jokes that could only be produced on this hell website, and:

you like pirates

you're queer and want to read more books by queer authors

you want your fictional queer characters to be a hell of a lot more Messy and Unhinged than they often are depicted as being

you're interested in seeing a love triangle (M/M/NB) that resolves into polyamory

you want books where the hottest character gets to makes Passionate Speeches about rebelling against oppressive institutional regimes like governments and organized religions

you believe that capitalism is the most oppressive institutional regime of them all

you think it's fun when two characters have been in a 15-year-long relationship where the vibes have been "We're Newly Divorced" nearly since day one

you believe that All Cops Are Bastards and want to know what to do when you get pulled over by the boat cops

you think the Great British Bake-Off would be improved with weaponry, ritualized bribery/coercion of judges, and elaborate shit-talk

then this book might be for you. Beneath the wall-to-wall hijinks, it is political and it is righteously angry and it is the funniest thing I have ever written (which is saying something, because I have written some funny shit). It's called RUNNING CLOSE TO THE WIND. Here's a picture of it.

If all that sounds cool, you can read a review of it here and the first chapter of it here to see if it as funny as I am claiming it is, and then if you think that it is, you can preorder it here. It comes out on June 11! Ten days from now!

Thank you for letting me market to you for a minute. Signal boosting would be very much appreciated.

#alexandra rowland #comedy #books #booklr #pirates

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cannibalchicken · 2 days

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its literally his first time can you be fucking nice

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filmgifs · 2 days

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Ocean's 8 (2018) dir. Gary Ross

#filmedit #Ocean's 8 #Ocean's Eight #action #comedy #thriller #2010s #gif #Anna #underbetelgeuse #userallisyn #userksena #userlenny #userakrivi

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dailyflicks · 19 hours

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The Everything Goes Wrong Barbie BARBIE (2023), dir. by Greta Gerwig

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doghowto · 1 day

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Seal and dog play fetch together! 🦭 Follow me for more dogs making friends!

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geardrops · 3 days

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it's made me think a lot of thoughts about art and creation and our relationship with our work and the people we want to share it with, so i wrote some of them down

#bo burnham #inside #writing #comedy #creativity #art

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scoobydoomistakes · 1 day

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We were watchin' the episode.

…er, well, movie, but it's a made-for-TV-movie, and the runtime is– look, you know what I mean.

They're all swimming…

…and you know I dug the creepy-floating-head vibe…

…but then it strikes you.

Are Sibella's eyes seriously pure green all over?!

So we scrub back.

And no.

They are not…

…to which even Winnie seems confused.

Ted the Animator: "Carl. When you meet someone 'with green eyes'… that's absolutely not the part of the eye that's green."

Carl the Animator: “Iris, sclera, c'mon. It's all the same thing."

#scooby doo mistakes #follow me for more #comedy #humor #cartoon #animation #lol #humorous #funny pictures #funny content #humor blog #cartoons #funny #scooby doo #ghoul school

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tomcruisingthroughlife · 1 month

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#funny #funny content #lol #funny memes #memes #comedy #meme #lol memes #rofl #tumblr

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badjokesbyjeff · 3 days

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A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he is reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She answers, "Your horse called."

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thedankmemes · 6 hours

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