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sheepandpencils · 17 days

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Human!Stolitz AU, featuring Blitzy giving Peak Sex Pest Energy ™️

#stolitz #helluva boss #stolas #blitzø #stolas goetia #fanart #blitz turning the charm up to 10000000 and stolas is maybe a little flustered #cant blame him tho

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fwhipliker · 7 months

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everytime tango calls cub "cubby" a puppy is born. everything is good in th world

#crisito talks #tango “no bias” tek whenever cub runs the dungeon #cant blame him tho #who doesnt love cub

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drtbrc · 4 months

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year is 2032, max is retired, daniel is driving for aston martin with lance, there are speculations for the second ferrari seat, max is on sky sports saying shit like 'my ex-teammate and man crush daniel'

#like he is DOWN BAD #cant blame him tho #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo

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fideosfelices · 2 months

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While rewatching yesterday with my kid:

Me: ...You didn't say anything about adult Tsuna...

Son: Ah, because he will surely show up again later, right?

Me: NO HE DOESN'T!!!!?!

Son: NO?!?!!!?!

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Son: Ahhh, I want the Varia to join the battle soon.

Me: What, are you a Varia fan now?

Son: No, I wanna see Fran again.

Me: lol

#khr #ive had so much fun doing this rewatch with him #hes still struggling everyday (on his own choice) to rank the openings #because he loves all of them lol #cant blame him tho

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jitterbugtakeonme · 1 year

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liberace fun fact of the day: he disliked not being recognized. according to scott thorson, during a tour stop to paris, where liberace wasn't that well-known, liberace enjoyed being able to sightsee without being asked for a photo or autograph. however, it didn't take long for him to become visibly irritated that no one was recognizing him, even going as far as to smile at stranger in the hope that they would recognize him.

#liberace #even tho scott isnt a reliable narrator i definitely believe this one #the man was VAIN #cant blame him tho #id act the same way if i discovered barbra streisand

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rmbaloncesto · 11 months

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Me: jimmy left London 😔😔 he missed Carlitos' semis and won't be here for the final

Jimmy:

#he loves carlitos more than i do #cant blame him tho #carlitos is loved by everyone

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firemenenthusiast · 2 years

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also idk if u have seen this yet or not but tenoch posted this like a year ago on twitter. enjoy

unfortunately i have BUT STILL 😭 have you seen his instagram i swear to god- daddy needs to be told about digital footprint like daddy i know you agree but that stays on the internet FOREVER. or maybe he just wants people to know how as huge of a whore he is as we are 😌

with all due respect sir i want that respectful relationship with disrespectful sex too 😇

#hes so funny #cant blame him tho #he reeks sex #answering: cerezareza

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mintmoth · 3 months

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idia can't handle spice BUT he's eaten such a Gross Amount of the most intense sour candy that he has destroyed his sour taste buds and can handle any sourness but barely tastes it

OH ABSOLUTELY he can eat a whole pack of warheads without getting his mouth torn up, watch him eat a lemon like it's an orange and wonder how his tooth enamel stays intact

#cant blame him tho lemons are good #twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst #anonymous #mint rambles

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styleslouis · 5 months

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it's about cellbit feeling helpless with every single step he takes. it's the constant reminder of 'I ALWAYS WIN' book from cucurucho inside his backpack. a book given to him on the occasion that cellbit, to this day, sees as the most cruel thing the federation has ever done. the day that they lost bobby forever.

it's about him finding out he had a life before. a family. something that was taken from him. why him? was it because he was always supposed to be like this? hungry for blood? ready to destroy everything he comes closes to? was it because he deserved it?

it's about cellbit giving up. he is a monster, and they need one, so he'll be feared. at least he'll be useful that way.

it's about cellbit asking roier beforehand 'if i need to burn down this island, are you with me?' it's about his sister telling him how lost and sad and disappointed his husband is with him after knowing about the killings. it's about him not believing her, not really, not yet. it's about his former war mentor telling him how he'll hurt those he loves by going on a rampage. it's about cellbit asking roier once more 'do you want to take this step? killing for the first time changes you.'

it's about them going to a place where killing is welcomed. cheered upon. it's about cellbit feeling his husband's sword going through his chest. it's about him seeing roier's smile vanish after the bloodbath. his smile, the first thing he saw when he arrived on that island, gone. it's about roier saying 'no, no, we don't want to stay here' when the watcher tells them that maybe they shouldn't go.

it's about cellbit coming to terms with what he knew was true all along. they were right. his sister and old friend were right, this is a path of pain. roier killed people, and now he's lost his smile. he's a monster, but his husband isn't. roier doesn't deserve to ruin himself anymore just because he had the misfortune of loving one.

#qsmp cellbit #qsmp roier #spiderbit #guapoduo #qsmp #qcellbit #qroier #my stuff txt*#his mindset is fuuucked #but i cant blame him for that #i hope roier and richas use that chankla well when cellbit gets back tho <3 #for believing in such bullshit #and thinking so low of himself #(but also pls give him hugs he needs them)#(lots and lots of them)

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eynnwwyjth · 1 year

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Ace: Man... Yuu's chapstick actually tastes pretty good.

Cater: *le gasp* OMG, you two finally kissed~?

Yuu: no, he ate it.

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ovcii-doodles · 5 months

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undercover op (version 2 bc I hated the first one lol)

#yes i redid the entire sketch and didn't color it beyond flats this time dont @ me okay #rvb #red vs blue #agent washington #agent connecticut #they're on an espionage/assassin gig and cant wear their armor but can openly carry weapons so idk do with that what you will lmao #also wash is actually looking at the datapad this time and not at ct's boobas lol #not that i blame him tho. damn connie ur bobbies /j

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silentgrim · 8 months

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found out his bf is a furry

#cant blame him 🤐#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sim: mint #sim: lou #lou's a hottie tho #nsb gen 1

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amaranthdahlia · 11 months

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i just like to think kazuma suffers from a severe case of cute aggression and thats why hes not hesistant to give ryuunosuke threats

#kazuma 'i can find other ways to shut u up' asougi #ryuunosuke makes a mistake but looked cute while doing it #and kazuma is pissed off about that lol hehe #dahlia.txt #asoryuu #i cant blame him tho i wanna squeeze ryuus head off bc hes so damn cute like its crazy #when i first passed by him in tl before playing dgs i thought wow hes super cute #and whn i finally did HE REALLY WAS SUPER CUTE.....

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chibi-scone · 7 months

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Still can’t wrap my head around how Izzy shooting Ed was supposed to symbolize him “breaking up with Blackbeard” and have them go through that whole thing at the beginning of the season, to have Izzy be the one who tells Ed to follow what makes him happy, and have Izzy’s whole arc be about who he is without Blackbeard just for the finale to turn around and say that Izzy had to die because he was half of Blackbeard and that Ed couldn’t fully let go of Blackbeard otherwise.

#by all accounts it doesn't make sense #Izzy stopped caring about Blackbeard when he stopped following Ed’s orders and started going with the crew #when he told Ed he wouldn’t kill him #he had his figurative death when he tried to shoot himself and Blackbeard had his literal death when the crew killed him #when he’s fucking doing his whole speech saying that piracy isn’t about glory or fame it’s about the community it’s about the crew #the fact that they said that they just didn’t know what else to do with Izzy’s arc so dying was the best conclusion is INSANE to me #like im so hung up on this #blackbeard WAS us #YEAH WAS #dont get me started on how izzy used his fk dying breath to take the blame for everything just protecting others til the very end uh #izzy hands #him telling ed that the crew loves him and then he just....leaves #bitch the crew LOVED YOU #the whole “blackbeard was us i needed him” does gut me a little bit tho ngl like oof can yall stop being tragic for 2secs 😔#anywayyyyy sorry if im being rly negative i dont want to be truly im just upset #it’s like I understand what they were going for but when you put it next to everything that’s happened it’s like ….idk #“izzy keeps the story of Blackbeard alive by being alive!!” and ed doesnt ???#hes literally the face of Blackbeard #so he gets to change and grow and become something else and live as that but izzy cant?#you cannot kill a whole by just getting rid of half #izzy was moving past Blackbeard i just what the fuck is UP #“its cause ed is the mc and izzy is just the side character there to be a device for his growth”#ok well then dont have that characters whole motivation be about actualizing himself as his own person for a whole season #ofmd critical #ofmd

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bloodwrittenballad · 2 years

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daniel larusso vs having homoerotic tension with all of his rivals

#man is so confused #let him kiss men #hes so baby girl #i cant blame him tho #they’re all hot #chozen toguchi #lawrusso #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #terry silver #cobra kai #karate kid

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thewastelandlosers · 2 months

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So, Ahzrukhal is kinda sexy in a nasty, pathetic, slimy way

#i blame horror movies they made me be into men like him #its his voice and the way he presents himself #cant have both tho so id still choose Charon over him anyday but like #he's fine and dresses smart and id be staring too much

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