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now im imagining what pride events in ankh morpork are like
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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
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can't believe andor is living up to the hype, episode 3 and they've already given me emotions. fuming, how dare they make star wars so good
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you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.
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It's criminal that Gideon Nav was so clearly born to be a professional wrestler and is forced to be a sad corpse girl instead. She's meant to be a gleeful heel! Her natural habitat is performing in front of a crowd by pinning women to the mat in suggestive poses! She goes right into kayfabe in GtN and stays in it like a pro! That girl should be posting gym locker room thirst traps for the insta lesbians and she's fighting zombies instead, it's an injustice.
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straight up “eating a rock”. and by a rock. haha, well. let's justr say. a rock
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from what I've observed it seems to be a fairly common practice in star trek fanworks when writing about navigating the galaxy, some people tend to apply a grid system and talk in terms of a "galactic north/south/east/west", which I'll agree makes a deal of narrative sense as the way star trek ships work in the fiction is more akin to naval ships than actual spacecraft.
However, I propose an alternative and think it'd be more sensible (and funnier) if United Earth era Starfleet decided to adopt the system from Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels for mapping the galaxy since it too is a disc, and then come the Federation years everyone else just kinda got stuck with it.
Farewell, galactic north, now Hubward, Rimward, Turnwise, and Widdershins are the official nomenclature of interstellar navigation and cartography!
#also i just think it'd be funny if it spread to other species#and now we've got Gowron and Gul Dukat yelling to plot a course rimward or widdershins#star trek#star trek ds9#star trek humor#discworld#terry pratchett
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All the corrupted namecards from Game Changer episode Deja Vu
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The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.
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fumbled my phone and accidentally video called the group chat tits out, today's in shambles gang
#my life is a comedy#and im the butt of the joke#thankfully nobody saw any titty#or unfortunately i guess if people wanted to see them
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So glad they have Brian David Gilbert employed in so many positions at Dropout, like live-in fact checker and podium inspector
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Aaaaand one more cos I'm having fun with the emojis
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more fucking petitions because this clown car country cannot stop with the bigotry for 30 seconds
uk people it takes 5 seconds and you checking your email to verify
everyone else: rebloge please
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