Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

😳

also it is with a heavy heart that i must inform you that tumblr isnt inherently better than twitter and having the ability to use More Words has not done anything in the past to give people on this hellsite any reading comprehension. we’re just lucky 😔

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.

(His name is Timothy)

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

eleventh plague. emails. 

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

Mr. Vampire III [ Hong Kong ] • 1987

My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.

« I'm sad that Hanar can't wear sweaters. »

But they can :D I found this commission illustration that I drew in 2021! I didn’t show it before, but I think this painting has a great concept, so enjoy! (above is a quote from Grunt, the Citadel dlc).