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Zuzka would like to submit application for Neighwatch. Zuzka is very talented at turning into large variety of animals.
Dave starts a coalition of planeswalkers called the Neighwatch
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Zuzka is very good at “be gay” and “do crimes.” Is why Zuzka is such mighty Gruul.
homosexual supremacy
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Yes! Zuzka has many tasty jams! Everyone come get jams!
When she’s not exploring the Multiverse or wrangling some dangerous animal, Zuzka likes to make and sell homemade jams
Always good to diversify your portfolio.
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Oh! Look! Friend draw pretty picture of Zuzka! Zuzka looking very stylish here! Zuzka especially like how Miss @toreadorbrat capture Zuzka’s very fancy hair.
Look out ladies, because Zuzka is on prowl!
Commission for @zeldafan42 of her fanwalker, Zuzka. I fucking love Zuzka and I had so much fun drawing her and her awesome red mohawk.
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Good friend!
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Skarrgan Hellkite
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Goblin Wisdom #92
Fuck human society and expectations. Wear comfy robes and live in the woods.
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STORE ETIQUETTE
DONT “you should be running x, y, and z in your deck”
DO “what do you run in your build?”
DONT “well I have removal and might as well destroy SOMETHING”
DO “I held onto this removal until the right choice came up”
DONT “well you don’t have a board so I’ll swing at you”
DO “you have a threatening board state and should be properly contested”
DONT “My decks make everyone miserable! I’m only having fun when you arent!”
DO “I made a tough cookie of a deck and I’m ready to square off in a fun game!”
DONT “the last game was terrible! I have to make sure nobody has fun ever again!”
DO “the last game was terrible! I will respectfully decline to play against decks that won’t alow me to play the game”
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Cousin!
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Look at this punk goblin
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That make Zuzka sad...
Gruul sux
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How about 67?
What is something that is simple, but always makes them smile? When Zuzka has been away from home for a long time and takes first breath of air on Ravnica on returning...the scent of home always makes Zuzka happy.
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Zuzka would like to answer some questions to celebrate all this talk about Ravnica! That way new friends who are coming can get to know Zuzka!
Send Me a Number and an OC and I’ll Answer
What is their favourite food?
Do they have a fear of an animal? If so, what animal?
What do they wear to bed?
Do they like cuddling?
Do they have a secret handshake with anyone?
What do they look like?
Do they like chocolate?
What are their good and bad traits?
Do they have any artistic talent?
What is their favourite room to be in, in the house they live in?
Do they believe in luck?
Can they do magic?
Do they believe in dragons?
What is a pet peeve of theirs?
What was the last thing they cried about?
What is their sexuality?
Do they have a best friend? If so, who, and what makes them their best friend?
Have they ever been in a romantic relationship?
What does their relationship with their family look like? Are they close? Distant? Ect.
Do they have a pet?
Do they have a familiar?
Are they a supernatural being?
How do they usually wear their hair?
Can they play an instrument? If so, what instrument and what can they play?
What type a high schooler are/were they?
Have they ever been in a physical fight before? If so, with who? Who won?
What is their favourite holiday?
If they could have one wish, what would they wish for?
Do they wants kids? If they already have kids, do they want more?
Do they have a job?
Do they know how to drive?
Do they get stressed out easily?
Did they ever dye their hair before? If so, to what colour? Did they like it?
Have they ever broken the law?
Do they own a plant?
Have they ever rode a horse before?
What is their favorite gif?
Do they get along with others easily?
Do they have any tattoos?
If I wanted to draw them, what would be distinct physical features that I would have to know to draw them correctly?
What is their favourite breed of dog?
Do they live with anyone? If so, who?
Where is their dream vacation?
Do they know more than one language?
Are they a quick learner?
Have they ever won a contest before? If so, what for? What did they win?
If the world were to end in 24 hours, where would they be and who would they be with?
What does their room look like?
If they could have an extinct animal for a pet, what would they have?
If they got called out by someone, what would they do?
Have they ever shot a gun before?
Have they ever been axe throwing?
What is something that they want but can’t have?
Do they know how to fish?
What is something they always wanted to do but too scared?
Do they own their own baby pictures?
What makes them standout among others?
Do they like to show off?
What is their favourite song?
What would be their dream vehicle?
What is their favourite book?
Who, in their opinion, makes the best food?
Are they approachable?
Did they ever change their appearance?
What makes them smile?
Do they like glowsticks?
What is something that is simple, but always makes them smile?
Are they a day or night person?
Are they allergic to anything?
What do you, the creator of this OC, like most about them?
Who is their ride or die?
Do they currently have a significant other? If not, are they going to get one later one?
What attracts them to another person?
Who is one person that can always make them laugh?
Have they ever partied too hard and their friends had to take them home?
Who would be their cuddle buddy?
Who would cheer them up after a long day?
If they had a nightmare, who would they run to?
What object to the care for the most?
Do they like other people’s children?
How would they react if someone broke into their home?
Does anyone make them have butterflies in their stomach?
What is something that they are good at?
What is their neutral expression?
Do they like to cook?
What is something they can’t leave home without?
Who is someone that they rely on?
Do they liked to be tickled?
Have they ever been a sword fight before?
What is a joke that they would find funny?
Do they have a place that can go and turn off their brain?
What was their childhood like?
What are they like as an adult?
Do they take criticism well?
Have they ever jumped out of a plane?
Who do they like to make jokes with?
Have you ever drawn them before? If you are comfortable with it, would you post a picture?
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Yes! Hail the boar god!
all hail the boar god am i right lads
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Are you back in action zuzka? :D
Zuzka is still preparing surprises before she fully returns, but with excitement over return to Zuzka’s home plane Zuzka figure she can try partial return.
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Zuzka very excited that lots of friends will be coming to Zuzka’s home plane! Zuzka will have to start preparing welcoming baskets filled with various jerkies and Auntie Gorg’s homemade Simicberry Jam!
GOBLIN TIME
Boros goblins draw your swords!
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GRUUL GOBBOS RAISE YOUR STICKS WITH POINTY BITS!
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Izzet goblins pickup your prototypes!
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RAKDOS GOBS DON YOUR SPIKES!
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Guildless find whatever makeshift weapon you can!
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EVERYBODY GRAB A FRIEND!
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And @askkrenko summon the warren!
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BECAUSE WE ARE SCUTTLING BACK TO RAVNICA!!!
Party like it’s Rauck-Chauv!
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Oh? Zuzka hears fellow goblins rioting? Although Zuzka is Gruul, Zuzka is always up for a goblin solidarity riot!
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I’m done being a communist I’m a classic mercantilist now unfollow me if you’re not a member of a guild
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