@weirdperson1 @if-only-you-knew-xx @gracefulheaddesk-blog
Ray-Ban Sunglasses
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I am screAMING
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Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd
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Posting newborn’s weight and length makes childbirth rather too similar to fishing
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I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.
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It’s so obvious
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just leaving this here to make you smile
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Why do people get so offended when you tell them not to touch you? Like?
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my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit.
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Because you a snack
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naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost
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Some people need to learn to use the block button instead of constantly engaging with people
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Games that let you have maximum stealth… He needs a show lol
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