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zoppzoop · 5 hours
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if anyone needs me ill be catatonic
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zoppzoop · 5 hours
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Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures
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this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me
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zoppzoop · 6 hours
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"you shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you" if you insist on treating me like a beast then you can't be shocked when i play the part
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zoppzoop · 6 hours
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She is just being a little silly guys
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zoppzoop · 8 hours
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my pronouns are she, not her. because i’ll never be her
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zoppzoop · 9 hours
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if there is still a gaping hole in your heart where the black rose pirates once were you may be entitled to financial compensation
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🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow
Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
🐾 superhowllock69 Follow
Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍
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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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zoppzoop · 9 hours
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mutuals dont worry im going to eroticize horror and gore with you and keep you alive forever
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zoppzoop · 23 hours
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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:
Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?
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zoppzoop · 23 hours
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SIGN UPS FOR THE PRIDE MONTH ART EXCHANGE ARE HERE!!
Sign ups will be open through May 1st!
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zoppzoop · 23 hours
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food 
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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zoppzoop · 1 day
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hello hello again!!! just coming in with the updates on the jrwi riptide mini-bang!!
the writers are currently submitting their summaries, and thus, the team announcements will be happening very soon! :D
so! if you'd like to join in as an artist, beta reader or pinch hitter for the event, the sign-ups for you are still open!! go ahead and fill out the forms if you'd like to participate in the event!!
Artist Sign Ups:
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