zooted-velvet
((inspired by the TADC zooted blogs))
Just a normal cookie lookin for some friends || ((follows from @the-post-crow-again))
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P l e a s e-
Uhh, here you go-
*insert him giving you toast and water thru the screen*
IDK how that works but okay
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*immediate death pose-* A -
- a now impossibly high anon
Poor dude- you.... you need a water bottle-? some toast-?
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*eats the rest of the M!A asks left*
Okay i feel fine now, but the snap back to being sober was kinda abrupt-
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Can yall send asks so i can get off this high it's starting to get annoying not being able to stand upright or drive
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What do you mean by anon blood levels of high?
((It's a sort of joke me and my friends made up. Anon blood makes one suuuper high/drunk and makes them hallucinate vividly))
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M!A YOU ARE HIGH AS SHIT FOR 5 ASKS
Woahhhhhh holt shiiiiit this is higher than the shoomies make me-
(This is anon blood levels of high)
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Do you ever do your hair
nah man it negates the pocket dimension
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Well. Congrats on reuniting with him?-
I guess????? Man I don't have a fucking clue what's going on anymore at this point
At least I have this cool fucking furry mask and a whole bunch of shroomie bread now
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Broooooo my dead boyfriend got reincarnated as one of my streamer friends-
(@ask-churro-cookie)
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I hate customer service too
brooo i got stuck in that furry video game I speedrun-
(@ask-churro-cookie for context)
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yoooooo
Im red velvet cookie, I smoke shroomies a lot. College dropout and work as a programmer for my own stupid shit. Also work at a sandwich shop, god I hate customer service.
((Welcome, this shit is for fun. Weed is replaced with shroomies for lore accuracy))
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