zombolouge
Everything That Happens to me is Weird
She/Her, ancient and crumbling (over 30), bisexual, sentimental fool. I am a writer, and thus I write words. Fanfic words. Original words. Website full of shit at zombarber.com Responsible for the most cultured dick jokes on the internet. Avatar art by @peachcott.
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Hades siblings~
Can't wait to play Hades 2 to learn their story
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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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I make art about grief again
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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.
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#lmao miliabyntite I was just thinking kesla needed to see this when I saw you tagged it for them#sorry kesla you're the bean queer now I guess#long may your legumes reign
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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I think Sam Reich needs to do just one regular, normal, vanilla version of Game Changer randomly so that when it ends Brennan never feels safe.
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every once in a while, someone asks me, "where's the best place to buy your books?" -- specifically, they want to know which platform takes the lowest cut, so the largest percentage of the cover price goes to me.
this is a very cool, kind thing to ask, and i appreciate it every time. but if you really want to make sure an indie author you like makes money, here's the two biggest things you can do for their book:
rate/review. leave a star rating on whichever storefront you bought the book from. write a quick review on goodreads or the storygraph.
signal boost. post about the book on social media. recommend it to friends who like the same stuff.
these two things, either alone or together, put the book in front of more eyeballs. that translates to more sales, which translates to more eyeballs, which translates to more sales.
this is a big help even on platforms that pay smaller royalties--35% of 10 sales is still more money than 95% of 1 sale.
#lol this so much#I do not pester you guys about my OG work very often because I dislike feeling pushy#signal boosting and recommending and reviewing are literally lifesavers#I personally don't care where you buy my books or how you read them#just that you did would be amazing to me
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