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When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep
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zombiealied · 8 years
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failing an exam you actually studied for
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zombiealied · 8 years
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If you made French toast out of a hot dog bun, you could lay a banana inside and eat it like a breakfast hot dog
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Schrödinger’s Pokeball: When the app freezes in the middle of an encounter and the pokémon is both caught and not caught.
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its fucked up to me how, like, we as a humanity can forget how to make shit. like how the west forgot how to make glass or some shit for a while.
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"white privilege isn’t a thing stop playing the race card"
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zombiealied · 8 years
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I went to a terrible piano concert the other night. The pianist made so many mistakes I can’t even begin to Liszt. It was too much for me to Handel so I left and demanded all my money Bach the next day.
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zombiealied · 8 years
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A farmer counted 196 cows in 
the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200..
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What do you call an intergalactic romance? A space-ship
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Did you hear Professor Lupin is using Boggarts in his Defense Against the Dark Arts class? It’s a bit riddikulus if you ask me.
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