It’s all in the eyes (x)

nhl players write their names with vision flipped goggles

nevermind i really should kill myself this time

do you think jared mccann is cursed. like not by the narrative do you think people see him and just immediately just hone in on him like a car to a squirrel

do you have a second to talk about our lord and savior? (Joey)

still alive chat

i think i am going to kill myself

It’s only a matter of time before some terminally online fan with no concept of privacy asks Connor McDavid to sign their explicit fanart and winds up sending him into a four year coma that causes every hockey rpf writer on ao3 to frantically delete their entire catalogue out of a deep and TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE fear that they will have to hear their lovingly crafted 100k alpha/omega sidgeno pirate au quoted on goddamn Spittin Chiclets

OKAY AVS SLAYYYYY

sickest photo ever ngl

NO SCORE JAUUGH AUUGHHH HRUUHGHH ex pens hi

WHEN I ASKED FOR RYKER I DID NOT MEAN NO DUNNER WHATS GOING ON

i am not ok… save me blade boy…. blade boy save me…

canner pls dont get hurt!

so many ex penguins on the team today and injuries im nervy

"Trevor is sad" this "check on Trevor" that - how do you think Jamie feels knowing he’s having fun barking and shit w the Philly guys while his ex immediately gets put on IR and he isn’t even there to hold his dick for him while he pees????

JAMIE DRYSDALE ✧ 240110 From the second I got on the ice, seeing the crowd, it was a pretty unbelievable environment and a really fun spot to play in. Hell of a first game to be a part of, and just glad we came out on top.