"My dear boy, here's no reason I couldn't help you with certain things when it comes to finances."

"Don't play with me, Father; I know you're not familiar with the concept of sugaring."

"You'd be surprised, my dear."

Crowley spluttered and tried to suppress a coughing fit.

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Vine Slips of a Strange God.

Chapter one - A well of Living waters. ✨

Read fic here - Author @depraveddame ♥️

The first 3 pieces of Chapter one, a Good Omens Priest AU fanfic “A Vine Slips of a Strange God.”

Read Fic for more pieces or follow me here as I will be posting the finished illustrations for this wonderful piece when I get through them. ✨

After what felt like an eternity, Crowley finally got the door open and fell into the driver's seat; he slammed the door shut as he buried his face in quaking hands.

[We can start with an easy one.]

"FUCK, SHUT UP!" the gardener roared as he slammed his palms onto the steering wheel with such violent force that splintering pain shot up through his wrists; his strangled yelp broke into a fractured, wavering gasp as he struggled to breathe through the stinging agony.

[...slut.]

"Fuck," Crowley whimpered as he fought back tears, but he was fucking crying again, and his hands ached, and he wanted to just run back into the church and tell that perfect priest that he needed to cancel because he didn't deserve it; he didn't deserve to be around Aziraphale. He was dirty, he was broken, he was tainted, and the last thing he should be doing was getting near anyone as good as Father Fell.

- Excerpt from chapter 2 of Vine Slips of a Strange God, illustration by @zivilzz ✨

“I care,” the priest said softly as he gazed at the gardener, taking in the sight of him, tasting every bit of nervous energy that flowed through his nerves and flew out of his fingertips to that poor pencil.

Crowley glanced up at him, and his side eye was wary yet bold at the same time— Aziraphale couldn’t look away.

“And you’re not most people,” the redhead muttered before returning his attention to the journal; he scratched out some numbers and rewrote them with what seemed like a steadier hand.

-Excerpt from chapter 2 of Vine Slips of a Strange God, illustration by @zivilzz ✨

What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

It had started off as an innocent enough conversation; just an offhand comment about being broke while absentmindedly chatting on the bench by the pond behind the church. The unseasonable warmth lately had meant they could continue their recurring conversations here well into the end of November, which Crowley had likely been a little too glad of.

Vine Slips of a Strange God is a Good Omens WIP NSFW fanfiction I have been working on since the end of last November- it is currently 122k+ and ongoing, and features incredible SFW & NSFW illustrations (including this one!) by the incomparable @zivilzz. Featuring a ton of kink, smut, angst, romance, and healing. More info below ⤵

When the gardener Crowley offhandedly mentions that his career isn’t fruitful, Father Aziraphale Fell offers to help him. Crowley jokingly mentions the concept of ‘sugaring’ to the priest, assuming he’d have no idea what that meant, but Father Fell is full of many surprises.

Main Tags: Human AU, Priest AU, Slow Burn, Smut, Angst, Romance, Inner DialoguesBDSM, D/s, Sugar Daddy/sugar baby, Religion, Sacrilege and Blasphemy Kink, Daddy Kink, Kink in general (so much kink, so many kinks), Trauma, Traumatic/abusive pasts, PTSD, Anxiety

I dearly hope you enjoy, sinners 🥀📿

Reyna Varon.

(A character piece dedicated to @zivilzz ‘s dnd character in our Avernus campaign.)

Absolutely in love, thank you so much Soph it will never not be an honor to have you draw any of my characters. ♥️

Reyna Varon.

(A character piece dedicated to @zivilzz ‘s dnd character in our Avernus campaign.)

Reyna Varon.

(A character piece dedicated to @zivilzz ‘s dnd character in our Avernus campaign.)

It had started off as an innocent enough conversation; just an offhand comment about being broke while absentmindedly chatting on the bench by the pond behind the church. The unseasonable warmth lately had meant they could continue their recurring conversations here well into the end of November, which Crowley had likely been a little too glad of.

Vine Slips of a Strange God is a Good Omens WIP NSFW fanfiction I have been working on since the end of last November- it is currently 122k+ and ongoing, and features incredible SFW & NSFW illustrations (including this one!) by the incomparable @zivilzz. Featuring a ton of kink, smut, angst, romance, and healing. More info below ⤵

When the gardener Crowley offhandedly mentions that his career isn’t fruitful, Father Aziraphale Fell offers to help him. Crowley jokingly mentions the concept of ‘sugaring’ to the priest, assuming he’d have no idea what that meant, but Father Fell is full of many surprises.

Main Tags: Human AU, Priest AU, Slow Burn, Smut, Angst, Romance, Inner DialoguesBDSM, D/s, Sugar Daddy/sugar baby, Religion, Sacrilege and Blasphemy Kink, Daddy Kink, Kink in general (so much kink, so many kinks), Trauma, Traumatic/abusive pasts, PTSD, Anxiety

I dearly hope you enjoy, sinners 🥀📿

Go and READ 🔥♥️

No genuinely, it’s an amazing piece of fanfiction, you will absolutely not regret a single minute of time you spend reading it. So please, go over to Ao3 and start reading. ♥️

It had started off as an innocent enough conversation; just an offhand comment about being broke while absentmindedly chatting on the bench by the pond behind the church. The unseasonable warmth lately had meant they could continue their recurring conversations here well into the end of November, which Crowley had likely been a little too glad of.

Vine Slips of a Strange God is a Good Omens WIP NSFW fanfiction I have been working on since the end of last November- it is currently 122k+ and ongoing, and features incredible SFW & NSFW illustrations (including this one!) by the incomparable @zivilzz. Featuring a ton of kink, smut, angst, romance, and healing. More info below ⤵

When the gardener Crowley offhandedly mentions that his career isn’t fruitful, Father Aziraphale Fell offers to help him. Crowley jokingly mentions the concept of ‘sugaring’ to the priest, assuming he’d have no idea what that meant, but Father Fell is full of many surprises.

Main Tags: Human AU, Priest AU, Slow Burn, Smut, Angst, Romance, Inner DialoguesBDSM, D/s, Sugar Daddy/sugar baby, Religion, Sacrilege and Blasphemy Kink, Daddy Kink, Kink in general (so much kink, so many kinks), Trauma, Traumatic/abusive pasts, PTSD, Anxiety

I dearly hope you enjoy, sinners 🥀📿

It had started off as an innocent enough conversation; just an offhand comment about being broke while absentmindedly chatting on the bench by the pond behind the church. The unseasonable warmth lately had meant they could continue their recurring conversations here well into the end of November, which Crowley had likely been a little too glad of.

Vine Slips of a Strange God is a Good Omens WIP NSFW fanfiction I have been working on since the end of last November- it is currently 122k+ and ongoing, and features incredible SFW & NSFW illustrations (including this one!) by the incomparable @zivilzz. Featuring a ton of kink, smut, angst, romance, and healing. More info below ⤵

When the gardener Crowley offhandedly mentions that his career isn’t fruitful, Father Aziraphale Fell offers to help him. Crowley jokingly mentions the concept of ‘sugaring’ to the priest, assuming he’d have no idea what that meant, but Father Fell is full of many surprises.

Main Tags: Human AU, Priest AU, Slow Burn, Smut, Angst, Romance, Inner DialoguesBDSM, D/s, Sugar Daddy/sugar baby, Religion, Sacrilege and Blasphemy Kink, Daddy Kink, Kink in general (so much kink, so many kinks), Trauma, Traumatic/abusive pasts, PTSD, Anxiety

I dearly hope you enjoy, sinners 🥀📿

thought i'd post this here as well, a scene from The Priest Fic (@depraved_dame on twt) 🙏

Good Omens Fic Rec: Of Fire and Falcons

Since they met at a Florida Renaissance faire a year and a half ago, fire spinner Crowley and falconer Aziraphale have been a great deal more than friends, but they've never quite admitted what they really feel about each other. Now Crowley has fallen in love, and he has five weeks at the Catskill Mountains Renaissance Faire during the most romantic season of the year to convince Aziraphale to see the light. A Good Omens Human AU set on the American Renaissance faire circuit.

Length: 54,201 words

AO3 Rating: Explicit / Spice Level 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Best for: After Dark, Romance, Human AU, Pick-me-up

Triggers: None

Read it here, fic by CemeteryAngel725

*Minor Spoilers* God, I know this is a particularly adaptable pairing but how does every AU just work with them? This setting is so far removed from canon and yet unmistakably them. Except hornier, much more horny. Like complete sluts they are in this.

So in this AU Crowley and Aziraphale are both Renaissance Faire performers. Ren Faires aren't exactly my thing, but when I was a senior in high school they filmed a (awful) movie at the Ren Faire near us and we spent weeks there as extras, during public hours and after. It was such a neat experience going slightly behind scenes (also because we got to meet Matthew Lillard and Christina Ricci). So I have a normie soft spot for them. This perfectly captured the atmosphere. Even down to the rainy days! The camaraderie and community was wonderful. It's not just a flimsy backdrop for the AU, it's a full fleshed out and lived in world. I don't want to spoil the ending, but something brings the entire group together and it was a wonderful scene. I love the Faire family they have made.

More than that, Aziraphale being a falconer and Crowley being a fire performer was thrilling and unique. They are both so competent at what they do and each have such an awe of each other's skills. Which just makes them even more horny for each other. Truly this is the one time where going to a haunted house as foreplay makes sense for them. I'm like, yep, that tracks. They have a wonderful relationship here, with real life problems. This story doesn't make up villains to create a Heaven/Hell type of separation for them, it's just normal life that keeps them apart. Eventually they will become each other's anchor and home. A safe place to land. Also thank you for giving them tattoos!!! I adore them tattooed

Lots of fun and lightly kinky sex here, so not one to read out and about. It's such a fun, lighthearted romance. The setting is such a wonder to explore. And now I'm craving a bread bowl....

Read it here, fic by CemeteryAngel725

Hello Mr.Gaiman, I was just wondering. When you’re working on Good Omens, do you take fans suggestions into consideration for thinks like characters hairstyles? Like if we wanted crowley with long hair or Aziraphale with a beard would you consider that? Merry Christmas!🎄

I'm afraid not.

Then again, most of you didn't know you wanted Bildad the Shuhite until you met him.

"Well perhaps you could tell me...while we dance."

701 frames, 542 artists, 3 months, all collaborating on 1 animation. Here is the result.

@neil-gaiman @goodomensonprime

Hello hello hello! I just wanted to ask, will Anathema Newton and maybe war famine pollution and death, come back to good omens 3? Will the them come back? Good day!

Wait and see.

Hello Good Omens Fandom, you have landed on the nice list for the holidays: we present the Aziraphale & Crowley Angelic Playlist. @neil-gaiman