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ziallmakelovetoyou · 8 years
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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ziallmakelovetoyou · 8 years
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lets just turn abandoned shopping malls into affordable apartments and keep the food courts and comfy palm trees and fountains and places to sit that’d be real nice
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ziallmakelovetoyou · 8 years
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why do boys get 100 times worse when they’re around other boys
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ziallmakelovetoyou · 8 years
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PLL is only show where I can see someone’s head go flying through a window screen and be drowned in their blood, but still leave me thinking “but how can we be sure he’s really dead!”
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ziallmakelovetoyou · 8 years
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I think he just reached maximum americaness.
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ziallmakelovetoyou · 8 years
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RIP to this great music legend. Gone but will never be forgotten as long as his music remains in our soul.
David Bowie January 8, 1947-January 10 2016
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ziallmakelovetoyou · 8 years
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wtf david bowie is dead wtf wtf
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when do you feel the most beautiful?
when a dog pulls on his leash on the sidewalk because he wants to come say hi to me
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ziallmakelovetoyou · 8 years
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Anyone that doesn’t agree with leggings as pants can physically fight me. And I’m going to win because I have a full range of motion due to the fact that I’m wearing leggings as pants.
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ziallmakelovetoyou · 8 years
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(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
(Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)
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ziallmakelovetoyou · 8 years
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who else is is shy but also crazy af
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ziallmakelovetoyou · 8 years
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Caroline’s carrying Alaric and Jo’s babies.
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ziallmakelovetoyou · 8 years
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CAROLINE AND ALARIC? ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS?
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ziallmakelovetoyou · 8 years
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I HAD TO DO THIS
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ziallmakelovetoyou · 8 years
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me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
me: today how you are
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ziallmakelovetoyou · 8 years
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
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I am risking nothing
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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
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sorry followers :(
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