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iβve been writing like a dog for my fuckinβ dnd campaign im trying to run for β¦.. people who mostly know nothing about it NCNDNDBDB BUT. i have 2 starters to write and then headcanons to dump after that. and then maybe ill work on putting up a clean , short about caard.
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β ... honey , you need to learn how to cook without your powers influencing the equipment. if that's what's happening , at least. you might just need to follow a recipe book step-by-step at this rate. no improvising. β shao can only sigh , pinching the bridge of her nose with a hint of amusement on her lips. cooking lessons for luna ? someone who seemed independent and put-together on her own ? that was something she couldn't help but tease the devil for , even if just in her own head.
β perhaps there could be something to stop you from producing bricks of soot instead of confectionaries and the like. is there magick for that is the real question , though ... hm ... β something she'd have to look for in external notes , no doubt.
"That would actually have been more productive. But there was fire involved... in near biblical proportions. Pillars of fire and smoke, that sort of thing... I tend to get carried away, I've noticed."
#ic.#lunaferrous#// THATS SO SWEET luna talking candidly with shao and vice versa#just two girlies who get straight to the point sometimes#JKSDJFJKDSJKFSDGSD
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β and you'd be correct to assume that i would , considering i don't know whether or not you'd stab me in the back~ β wholly untrue ; reading hearts and minds was second-nature to her , so obviously she would be able to know whether tanba would deliver her a swift strike for whatever reason. for that reason , the goddess doesn't resist the hug , but delivers a somewhat-terse one in response. old habits die hard , one can guess.
β in any case , β shao hums , after being released from tanba's hug , β i certainly wonder if those two little birdies so quick to fly the nest have done their tasks so dutifully while i was gone. in fact , i think i should chase them and shake them down right now. surely alcohol bottles wouldn't fall out of their pockets instead of my due , right ? β
she knows. oh , indeed , she knows.
"Oh Shao nonsense! This world would be wayyyyy too boring without you around, that's why I knew you were still around, somewhere!! Oh I could give you a HUUUGE hug-- if I wasn't sure you would try and rip my heart out!"
"Actually, know what? Come here let's give it a go my Business Bestie!! One big welcome back hug--"
Tong, grabbing Jia's arm and dragging them away while Tanba goes off, "uh huh yep great to see you boss lady, we need to go uh... collect all that tribute we've definitely been savin' up all this time and not spendin' on drinks, yeah, catch you later, have fun."
Jia, before he's dragged off by Tong, mouths 'call me' to Shao and waves.
#ic.#iinexorabile#// tanba she hasn't forgotten about you either.#JHKDFSJKDSJKFDJKSGS#these rats are going to get GRIPPED for spending her money on drinks !!
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β aw , you think i'm disciplined. how sweet ! β there was that overly-exuberant persona of hers again , quick to preen her figurative feathers as expected.
β but yes , it's a rather arduous task to remain under control all the time. i wish there were more opportunities to let loose , but the balance is important. a tragedy ; even if the universe would benefit greatly from certain planets being destroyed ... β
Beau tilted his head to the side. Castelleve magic was also closely tied to emotion, and could have disastrous consequences if used wrong considering they were essentially the 'game masters' of Ordos before its collapse.
But perhaps not as wrong as... Shao's kind of magic.
"I can only imagine... it certainly explains why you seem to be so disciplined."
Well, when she wasn't being an absolute gremlin.
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" Have you eaten the whelp yet?" His tone suggests it's a joke.
β not yet. though i suspect he's old enough to fight back proper now~. β also a joke , minus the ' not being eaten ' part. β though i wasn't aware you had a human form. not entirely surprised , but you seemed too proud for one. β
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The mental image of Shao just
she lives and she grips you and all your muses by the balls ( gender-neutral , affectionate )
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iβll come back here tmr to catch up on the minimal drafts i have and shit , but like this if you want me to hurl shao at terminal velocity through your windshield !
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heheheha
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heyyy
#OOC.#hsr mention /#// im not dead yet#im prepping for a presentation + a final exam but#AVENTURINEEEEE IS COMING OUTTT so i will also be doing that.#your local shuu is going MIA for this fucking gambler ong
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and now i disappear ( for now KJSDJKFJDKS )
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β really , now ? pray tell , did you accidentally spawn a hellhound inside of the oven instead of properly baking a cake this time ? β
"I'd mercifully forgotten about that." Her eye twitched, face stoic as ever.
"I've actually been trying my hand at cooking myself recently. With limited success..."
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Troy gripping her
β ah ! so it would seem my silent beloved has found me. do not mind the crimes i commit out of earshot , they're none of your concern , sweetie~ β kisses him kisses him kisses him-
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β OH , LUNAAAAA. it's been some time. have you been trying the ketchup-as-pasta-sauce thing i last told you about~? β
"Oh. Joy."
#ic.#lunaferrous#// and it is shao's mission to get a REaction#JKDSJKFKJDSJKDSJKFDSFSD#HENLO MS. SNIPER WIFLE <3333
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β ah ; i forgot i left someone in my one of my warehouses , but i thought they would've crawled out by now. were you being a good girl and waiting~? β
"--!"
#IC.#acidbodywoman#// comes back after leaving her in a warehouse for months. hits her with backhanded praise#this is canon idk what you mean#JKSJKSDFJKDSKJFSDJKFSD
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β now why would you just take away my fun like that ? now i really am gonna break your bonesβ β
"Just make the bone breaking quick, I can only take so much."
#IC.#mortau#// she grips beau by the shoulders and pulls him up from the floor to give him a smooch on the forehead ( the good ending )#JDSFJKKDSJKFSDJG
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β ah , and the trio that never fails to irritate me has manifested at my welcoming party. and what , you thought i'd leave you to your own devices in this world ? β
Without saying anything to her yet, Tanba turns around to two others and says, "told you she wasn't dead, time to pay up everyone!!!"
".....Ah fuckin' hell, ain't no way--"
"I never said she was dead, only gone, temporarily. I don't believe I owe anything--"
#IC.#innexorabile#// LMAO HIIII THANK YOU#i only miss the people here not this sorry excuse for a flash website gone wrong#JDSFJKDSJKFDSJGSDSGDS
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