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zhnnveuxpasdrmir · 14 hours
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i love when the “it is my god given right to remain miserable and take things personally. fuck you for making a post about the importance of drinking water. a bottle of dasani tried to kill me in the fourth grade” crowd and the “you guys are so stupid. you can actually cure every disease on earth with diet and exercise. no i’m not ‘lucky’ to be in ‘good health,’ i just take care of myself :) i have a superiority complex about this by the way” crowd start arguing. it’s a real unstoppable force v. immovable object situation
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zhnnveuxpasdrmir · 15 hours
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Uncredited 1970 cover art for “The Book of Imaginary Beings,” by Jorge Luis Borges and Margarita Guerrero
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zhnnveuxpasdrmir · 3 days
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The skull of the Magdalene at St Maximin in France
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zhnnveuxpasdrmir · 3 days
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what an incredible channel
enamored lately with an asmr channel i stumbled upon on youtube that’s literally just a sweet korean lady pretending to give her enormous ragdoll cat (who she pretends is a famous and wealthy cat actress) extravagant spa treatments that are wildly, wildly overpriced (because the cat is rich)
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zhnnveuxpasdrmir · 4 days
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sometimes i think about how my all-girls catholic school’s idea of a PE class was to pair two girls up, teach us how to dance tango (one of the most sensual dances) for a whole sem, and have us perform it as an exam with one girl wearing a dress and the other girl wearing a coat and tie and how theyre still completely baffled on why almost half of their students are gay
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zhnnveuxpasdrmir · 4 days
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Detective Hoffman, in front of you is a tray of lip gloss. If you take anything off the tray, the door will lock and trap you forever. Or, you can exit freely, and no evidence of your crimes will ever reach the pu- okay so you're just going to slather it all over yourself. Fine. Die. Stop leering. Jesus man I should have just shot you. Ugh.
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zhnnveuxpasdrmir · 4 days
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there, there now! we'll turn that frown upside down
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#just a girl having a very mid summer
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zhnnveuxpasdrmir · 5 days
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ã Dance into the Past: A Vibrant Ode to Disco’s Twilight om
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zhnnveuxpasdrmir · 6 days
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Sylvie Fleury’s ‘Pink Popcorn’ - A Neon Ode to Consumerism َ
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Iris Mirror by Concrete Cat
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zhnnveuxpasdrmir · 6 days
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still haven't heard any of ms swift's musical creations but I have crossed over into the Hater group
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zhnnveuxpasdrmir · 7 days
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it's impossible to think there isn't something going on behind the casting of a such a white lady as the Scarlet Witch, and then to have her be specifically racist against Roma people…
if it was an accident, it was one that was massaged into happening
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zhnnveuxpasdrmir · 7 days
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HEY
Do YOU watch Red vs Blue? And do YOU hate the fact that RT put it behind a pay wall on YouTube and the fact that their website is shitty and full of ads?
Well have I got the solution for you
For the simple fee of FREE you can watch ALL of RvB on this little old Google Drive I made. And before you ask, no it is NOT ILLEGAL bc I made this shit way back before they took it off YouTube and I just downloaded it from there.
Anyways, enjoy the free show 💪💪and feel free to share this with whomever you please. I made this so that it would be as accessible as humanly possible
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zhnnveuxpasdrmir · 8 days
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"lol i don't follow safety warnings super closely"
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zhnnveuxpasdrmir · 8 days
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This machine kills AI
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