For anyone not watching Doc's stream right now, we just had a category 5 containment breach. Iskall has browsed tumblr and can't understand our lingo. Doc keeps mentioning 'a lewd story about me and Ren in the woods'. If it's particularly weird it gets shared in the hermitcraft discord. God help us.

love joel putting down his own armor stand work and saying "cleo could probably do a better job" meanwhile cleos going to be SO happy that he tried at all unlike the rest of the hermits who avoid armor stands like the plague

the animation on minecraft marketplace celebrating hermitcraft s9 now being available for download :D

everyhermit gives zero shits about making videos and just want to hang out and it's awesome

I love the “Mumbo’s some kind of supernatural creature” headcanons, and I love the “Mumbo’s just a guy” headcanons, but may I propose: “everyone thinks Mumbo is some sort of creature thing but he’s actually just a bit strange”

“His eyes are so red they basically glow!” My guy inhales enough redstone to power a small machine on the daily.

“He’s nocturnal! He’s always up at night!” Insomnia.

“It’s like he teleports! He just appears behind people” he’s just naturally very quiet and people don’t hear him walking up.

“He knows so many random facts, there has to have been around for ages to learn all that” he’s just a nerd.

Mumbo gets nervous anytime someone tries to interrogate him, making the hermits even more suspicious, but in actuality he’s just worried they’ll be disappointed and he’s starting to realise they probably won’t believe him no matter what answer he gives.

There’s a server-wide bet going for who can figure out what he actually is. Grian, who’s known him for years and knows full well that’s he’s 100% mortal and human, shows up and starts egging the hermits on by “dropping hints” as to what he may be, much to Mumbo’s dismay. Grian thinks the bet is utterly hilarious.

something's a bit fishy about this man

please hold

Murder, murder in my mind ♫

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What getting a mending book does to a mf

I mean look at this skin progression and tell me it's not a fimbo metamorphosis

The reason cTommy’s death and revival was good was because it a) made the concept of true revival a genuinely awful thing to happen to a person in a way that few media does (all I can think of is Buffy, tbh) and b) it forced cTommy and therefore the audience to confront the false mourning that people had for him. They didn’t like him alive. They didn’t help him. But when he died everyone put down flowers or built statues because now he was a martyr and could be misconstrued into a perfect victim. Shit that happens all the fucking time in real life. Idk that shit was just so messed up. I’ll carry ctommy with me forever no matter what Yknow

Ok but what if snails

he does not wanna work

Mycelium resistance!!!

I have finally gotten round to watching hermitcraft s7!!! and I wanted to draw some of the mycelium resistance members as mushrooms! (I wanted to draw all of them but i got lazy)

Mycelium resistance!!!

I have finally gotten round to watching hermitcraft s7!!! and I wanted to draw some of the mycelium resistance members as mushrooms! (I wanted to draw all of them but i got lazy)

he's alright, his watcher eye is just acting a bit weird. happens

i just watched scott's session 7 and noticed a pattern: every single person forgot about grian.

grian hasn't been caught yet, cleo and scott establish. barely a minute later, scott is leading cleo and bigb by the hands to his secret spot and saying "i think we're the last three." like the name has slipped right out of his hands.

as etho tells the other zombies that no, actually, he doesn't want to kill cleo, it occurs to him suddenly. "actually, i kind of want grian to succeed on this, don't i? he's my teammate," he says, not like he doesn't care for grian, but like he's shocked he even forgot in the first place. (seconds later, he lifts his gaze to the sky, and he sees where grian is hiding. he's the only one who sees. he carries this secret with him as he watches grian run, an apology of sorts; sorry I forgot. I hope this makes it better.)

but it got me thinking: this is what grian does, isn't it? even since 3rd life, where he hid in the shadow of scar, whose face was always, always in the light, as he burrowed under doorways, covered in redstone and days-old blood. no one thinks of him as scar sells them the coffins grian will put them in.

grian has mastered the art of becoming nothing. he's so nothing, in fact, that his presence glances off the skin of even his friends. his name slips away from them. he disappears time and time again, falling through their fingers like sand. there are brief moments: "where's grian?" someone asks, but their blood is boiling and their fingers are itching. the image is a mirage and the sand crumbles at their fingertips. it's gone as soon as it comes; back to cleo, green cleo, uninfected cleo.

a reminder, perhaps from the universe itself. he is nothing but a ghost of a memory, a whisper of a promise. this is by design. the universe is telling him this, as it strings grian up limb by limb: you were only ever meant to watch.