zed-the-buggy
What the whoosit?! Gosh darn!
being the ruler of hell doesnt come without its qualms. :: he/she/all neos :: queer :: adult :: sylph of mind :: obsessed with media
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now
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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about
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hey man take a look at this
yea so it's like super mario bros but they're evil and they kill people and they kill the goombas and bowser too sometimes with guns
ok u can go back to what ur doing ty for listening
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the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod
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tumblr says i “liked” your post, but i loved it. actually, i love you.
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A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice.
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anyone else here not a real doctor but are an actual worm?
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my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that
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some vibes presented without elaboration
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