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zariafair · 4 hours
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my budget is a fucking mess. i‘ve got the spending habits of a victorian dandy on the salary of a medieval serf. i’m living like post-incarceration oscar wilde with prime 2-day shipping
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what is this tiny little man SAYING
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zariafair · 5 hours
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Bothersome creature
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zariafair · 1 day
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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you’re just like the rest of them
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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This was worth dying for.
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zariafair · 4 days
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just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees
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the primal urge to devour forbidden potato fruit
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Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience. 
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and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)
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