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having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have
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got fired via a text from my boss who i鈥檝e never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was
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it鈥檚 insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords
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The internet is a wonderful place because it connects the myriad of amazing ideas present in all people, but also it sucks because if you鈥檙e attracted to a certain fictional character who has a certain reputation in the nsfw community, you will never ever ever ever hear the end of it.
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A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher鈥檚 snare in the Russian Far East.
#this strikes me as a really elegant and cool looking snaoshot of an otherwise clumsy motion#like that tiger 100% faceplanted less than a second after this was taken
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A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher鈥檚 snare in the Russian Far East.
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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
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zeke sends this to every woman he knows on national women鈥檚 day
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Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants
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Me during pregnancy: odd how they say the baby sleeps when you move and wiggles mostly when you're still, this kid literally never stops moving. Literally. Even when they fall asleep, they still twitch and wiggle. Wonder if that's normal....
Me with newborn: Huh. She really doesn't stop moving. Even while sleeping. But also she kind of never sleeps, I thought newborns needed, like, 20 hours of sleep. We're doing everything right, why isn't she sleeping? And if she needs that much sleep, why is she fine with not getting it? And she really wants more stimulation and interaction than they said was good and normal for a baby her age. Her favorite place to sleep is a busy mall. Wonder if that's normal....
Me with ambulatory infant: Oh my heck she's going to kill herself would you please stop climbing things how did you even get UP THERE, you don't even have kneecaps yet! She hasn't stopped moving since the day she was born. Is this normal? I wonder if that's normal....
Me with toddler: I mean, being still is really unintuitive when you think about it. So what if she's doing hand-stands and flips on the couch while she asks me about how computers work? That's just how it goes, I guess. She'll probably grow out of it. Pretty sure that's normal....
Me with small child: Yeah, she's pretty wiggly and her brain never stops going and she climbs on everything and she talks all the time and she forgets where her shoes are but remembers the details of a conversation we had once about a very complex topic, but that's just how she is. I mean, look at me, I'm the same way, always have been. I'm pretty sure by now that it's all perfectly norm---
*sees child existing next to her preschool classmates*
Oh?
*sees child existing next to babies half her age*
Oh.
*gets diagnosed with ADHD at age 30*
OHHHHHH
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i had to write filler text for an assignment and this just kinda happened
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