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zambeh as in undead, old like lived through dial up internet old, genderfluid, this be where I dump fanart and fanfics
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House md episode endings be like hey look montage of chase and cameron walking hand in hand, taub and his beautiful wife cuddling in bed, thirteen and foreman looking at each other lovingly, the patient and their spouse kissing and... House and wilson sitting on the couch late at night in warm yellow lighting.....
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when I'm feeling ugly, I just remind myself angler fish exists. Sorry fish bae, I'm just a tiny bit cuter than you
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Me to my draft: You are a oneshot.
The draft: Wrong. I am the pilot chapter of a multichapter fic that you do not have the bandwidth to take on, but will haunt your every waking thought anyway.
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Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions
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Apparently Miles is a JJK fan (in the comics)
If you put these two in a room together I think the result would be adorable 🥺
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Every episode of house be like:
A small child is visibly ill. They start coughing and clutching their throat, but whips out an inhaler and they’re fine. Oh shit! The man across the street just started bleeding out of both of his eyeballs!
Cut to house grimacing in pain and swallowing too much Vicodin.
Differential! Go! Shut up chase you’re an idiot.
They do a bunch of tests, everything is inconclusive!
We need to biopsy the patients eyeballs!
Cut to foreman explaining to the family about how invasive and dangerous a biopsy is.
Biopsy is inconclusive. Cut to house and Wilson. Wilson gives a long introspective dialogue about how houses addiction is deeply rooted in his own self hatred and that he pushes people away to further punish himself.
Epiphany time! Give the patient the medicine drug!
Patient is saved. House and Wilson eye fuck each other while going out for drinks.
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i 100% believe that, on the night they met, house tried to get wilson into bed. he was probably subtle, and wilson just didn’t pick up on it, but it really is obvious from an outside perspective.
house saw wilson at a conference, noticed him, deduced that he was getting divorced, tracked him to a bar, watched him have a breakdown and get arrested, followed him to the police station, and bailed him out of jail.
no way that man wasn’t trying to fuck.
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b stands for... (in/sp)
@lgbtqcreators creator challenge: character profile, overlay, blorbo, rainbow
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reminding you all that he looked at wilson this way. this is so normal
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Fuck romance. Let’s play gay chicken until one of us is diagnosed with cancer and only given 6 months to live, leaving the other person spiraling into a frenzy unable to deal with the love of their life dying, only to eventually fake their death to avoid jail time so that they can spend their last 5 months together. I’m so normal about this.
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And what if House feeds Wilson some experimental drugs from a study he read about?
What if Wilson doesn’t die and they become the weirdest GPs in the middle of nowhere? What if they grow old and wrinkly together?
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okay but like no one understands how viscerally important it is to me that house and wilson are both total switches—there’s nothing formulaic about the way they fuck, they know each other’s bodies so well they just go wherever the touching takes them
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I love how as a fandom we all collectively agree house and wilson would still call each other by their last names even if they're in a relationship. Who the hell is Greg.
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