I don't think they've done anything ridiculous? But there was once a snitch in your house and it kind of spiraled down to the head dean of the University so the whole Greek row had to stop social mixers and do philanthropy hours. I was a pledge then so it fucking sucked and we practically loathed Alpha Phi. That's when your house went downhill until the next year they got some of the most hottest rushees and pledges. And that's where I met that big-headed sis of yours. Don't get too confident now, little one. You'd be surprise by how one little thing can ruin it all.

What about Alpha Phi? Have my past sisters done anything ridiculous? I’m kind of intrigued, kind of not wanting to hear about gross girls doing dumb things. Wait, what do you mean almost set? It should be a definite.

Who cares about Mondays or any day of the week when we've got pledges who attend classes for us most of the time? It's great what a top fraternity can get you. Although I'd be set on being sister houses with Alpha Phi for the rest of Kappa Kappa Gamma years, it's always funny as fuck to see the challenges these girls put themselves through to keep that title.

Dude, bikini car washes are the best. Tomorrow is going to be a great day, even though it is Monday and Mondays just suck. Lets just be glad that the people who started out frat chose the right sorority to be partners with.

Not as bad as the Phi Phi Phi girls or so you ladies put it, tri-Phi sluts you all always bash on, they're pretty fierce though. Then again, all of you guys are fierce. Can't help but see all the claws coming out the minute we're all in the same room.

You know what they say about Delta Gammas: they go down faster than their anchor. I mean, it’s ok to have a lot of sex but at least have some class about it.

You'd be surprise by what things even some of your old sister houses have done in the past to try to get our invite. I don't blame them though, at least they're trying. Good thing you're in Alpha Phi, cause we're almost dead set on choosing you guys.

Are you joking? That’s nasty. Girls are nasty. I cannot even imagine in what world that would be considered sexy or appealing. 

Way to tell it how it is, dude. At least the girls at Chi Omega know what they're doing. We got their proposal and saw it was a free car wash. That only means cute girls in bikinis. I'm about to have the time of my life tomorrow when I see that. It gets harder and harder to choose.

Dude, I saw some of the girls as I was walking around campus today and they asked if I enjoyed their gift, and I was like yea, I enjoyed receiving your dirty ass panties, that smell like shit, cause thats what every guy dreams of getting.

The thing about trying and wanting to be the number one sorority in the Greek row is that you just gotta take one for the team and go for it. Go above and beyond the unthinkable, basically. They'll be worse, Hudson. You'll see.

That’s kinda gross, actually. I don’t get why they think sending us unwashed clothes would win our mixer invite. Or anything for that matter. 

It's cute how the girls at Delta Gamma try their hardest to win our mixer invite, but please don't ever send us panties with a note that says "Haven't been washed in a week. Enjoy." Who in the hell do you think you are and why the fuck would we enjoy unsanitary pieces of clothing? Get yourselves together, ladies.

what's popping y'all i'm selena and this my bae zaiah

so here's the deal w him

i'm basing him off both evan and cappie so

he came from a p rich household but he fucking hates how his family is always about politics and shit so he strays away from everything family wise cause they force things upon him and bribe him with money

cappie based would be he's super into partying and gives advice on how to get girls and he can be a player but he knows when and when not to be a jerk you feel me

also both evan and cappie based he wants to be social chair or better yet president for senior year and is also a big brother to one main person (hmu for plots waddup)

idk he's an all around chill ass guy and struggles with school because he doesn't know what he wants to he leans towards his fraternity and brothers for comfort and stuff

let's plot yaaaaaaaaas

if you read this say "zaiah is bae" on the group chat and i will plot with you