zacharyfair
I want to be a hero!
My name is Zack Fair, SOLDIER 1st Class, and I'm gonna be the next Hokage!
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foomf is a professionally trained and highly specialized cop killer! shinra wont know what hit them!
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hey listen maybe you all shouldnt leave sticks of dynamite lying around because you know that i dont know what happens when i get excited
the only reason i didnt win gaia’s next top thot is because i was learning mechanics to woo my boyfriend and because i was taking care of foomf
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the only reason i didnt win gaia’s next top thot is because i was learning mechanics to woo my boyfriend and because i was taking care of foomf
#ill win next time!#but im kind of happy to be in third place with spike!#easier to hold hands on the third place podium#zachary talkery
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ITS THE QUENCHIEST
Drink cactaur juice, it'll quench ya
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oh thank gaia
not to poke the bear or anything but did that document actually get signed…?
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not to poke the bear or anything but did that document actually get signed...?
#did you all really legally change my name to zachary jackery himbo thotticus fair the first?#just curious#zachary talkery
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[holds zack fair] this SOLDIER can fit so much energy in him
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transformers. any of them
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today i think i will torment zachary
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please aerith im begging you
have mercy on me
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today i think i will torment zachary
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hes napping and i dont want to wake him up
ive got the zoomies
whoever wants to face off in a squat fight meet me by the goblin bar dumpster right now
#he looks so cute when he naps#and if we're honest cloud really needs the sleep#i dont NEED his help to get into trouble and though i really would ENJOY his help getting into trouble#he just really needs the sleep#so im picking squat fights with people behind goblin bar!#spunkypinkslumlord
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ive got the zoomies
whoever wants to face off in a squat fight meet me by the goblin bar dumpster right now
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aerith youre a genius!
okay google! how do i apologize to my boss for getting so distracted with my new video game that i forgot about work without telling him it was a video game that made me forget about work
#ill just say that my last check up left me with a bad case of munchies and pica!#sorry tseng but youre taking the fall on this one#i know even turks disappear but you coulda saved cloud from that terrible place#spunkypinkslumlord#renotheturkey
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i just realized that I haven't said shit about all the GNTT that's been going on so here's an update
we've had ten rounds so far, and we have three more to go. the final contestants are zack, reno, and that one SOLDIER that i don't care about. i think his name was roach??
anyway, next three themes are nondescript winter holiday thot, new year's thot, and valentine's day thot.
please deliver any bribes to my church in sector 5.
#just curious asking for a friend but#what is your dream date idea?#because my friend will finance it if i make it into the next round#not me no never me im just asking for a friend of course#date night for you and tifa#spunkypinkslumlord
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okay google! how do i apologize to my boss for getting so distracted with my new video game that i forgot about work without telling him it was a video game that made me forget about work
#lazard is real scary when hes mad#and it doesnt help that hes so smart#a man like that just knows how to push my buttons you know?#he asks all the right questions to get me to slip#dont get me wrong hes a good guy#but hes so gonna kill me if he finds out#zachary talkery
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Hi I'm sorry can I jus- *takes mic*
🎶Fly me to the moooooon🎶
#and let me play among the staaaaars!#let me see what spring is like~!#on jupiter and mars~!#renotheturkey
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@stuffingagainsttheworld can you bring me a change of clothes?
#the thirds were making bets about how high i could launch a bottle of coke with butane#luxiere won the bet and all i got was soaked to the bone in gas and coke#ill buy you dinner tonight if you bring me a new pair of pants at least#zachary talkery
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