skullkxd​:

“Yeah! I’m a Fuckin’ little guy!”

they pick !! Him up!!!

“but you know! You’ve got a bigger heart than most people.”

“Eh, I wouldn’t say that. I’ve got my share of problems like everyone else.” Maybe worse but he didn’t want to say that out loud.

“Fuggin’ liddle! I was only 5′3″ which I guess is why I’m still small. But everybody seems huge to me now.”

Did you know if you stacked five of you, you’d be taller than me

"Damn, you're less than five feet tall?"

SIGHS.

hands the small ghost the pizza

YES. INHALE.

picavecalyx​:

      “ there are nu cumpletely bad peuple. sume peuple just du bad things, but that duesn’t mean they’re bad. ”

He rubs the bridge of his nose. “Oh my god... Ok... Look. Doing bad things absolutely does make someone a bad person. Yes, some people are misguided and some people are redeemable. That doesn’t change the fact that if they consistently harm or or wish to harm others they are bad people for as long as they continue to do that. Some of the people you talk to want to or are willing to harm you for their own gain. They are fundamentally bad people and they are bad in ways ‘the power of friendship’ can’t fix.”

"Ok, kid, what would make someone a bad person in your book?"

"How am I dead, but you people aren't??"

"On one hand, I want to warn that kid. On the other hand, this is a train wreck I can't look away from and she won't listen anyway."

"Colress looks like that big brain wojak meme."

"Too many great bugs..."

Angy because he can't decide whether Ninjask or Scyther is the best bug....

" I'd argue humans are far more boring than pokemon, even than one as common as a yamask~ " - potentscientia

"Look, man, just because the most boring pokemon is still better than the most interesting human, that doesn't mean that I, specifically, have to be the pokemon you 'learn' from or whatever. Please, PLEASE, go torment any other pokemon..."

@potentscientia

"I hate Ghetsis and everyone who ever worked for him."

Throwing himself into to ocean to escape, "GO THE FUCK AWAY!!"

"I'm getting off of Pasio..."

“Miss me with that nut milk...”

“So fucking glad I’m not forced to be around any of these deluded team leaders anymore because I swear to god, whenever one of them says anything, I want to rip my fucking eyes out.”