Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing
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we should all be hairy and ugly and have a ton of gay sex and then die amen
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Star-crossed
If you would like it as a print you can purchase it at my store <3
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studies of one mr. graham & one dr. lecter
Keep reading
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insp
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any two people with some kind of rivalry and good banter: exist
me, immediately: ah, so you’re telling me to ship it
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Senpai says you’re welcome
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whenever one of my more popular mutuals reblogs a post of mine and then it immediately starts getting notes I feel like I’m a poor victorian street urchin singing a sad little song on the street with my patched up old cap upturned on the ground just hoping for passersby to drop tuppence into it and a wealthy older gentleman with a cane and a top hat has just stopped to listen to me for a few minutes whilst thoughtfully puffing on his pipe and stroking his beard and then after I finish my song he ruffles my hair and tells me I’ve done good and drops a ten pound note into my cap and I exclaim with disbelief and delight and say are you quite sure sir why that’s enough to keep my family fed for a week or more and we’ve had naught but boiled water for tea and supper ever since mama passed on of consumption and papa lost his job at the factory and he just smiles quietly dons his top hat and winks mysteriously at me and then continues on his way while I run to the market as fast as I can to buy potatoes and bread
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Ah damn.
ur cute but r u good for my mental health or my spiritual health?? (via weheartit)
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*lifts weights so i can carry bigger dogs*
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