Chat: *sobbing about Polites and Odysseus’ mom*

Jay: Don’t worry guys :D it’s only their final thoughts as they died :D

Chat: *sobbing harder*

I have two passions!!

The first one is graphic design

The second… well, you’ll never guess…

man, i sure do love odysseus, son of laertes and anticlea (frail now, of body and mind, hands covered in soil and skin wrinkled. a mother never seen again, her heart shattered for the boy she lost on the open sea.) husband to penelope (tear stained, filled with remorse for all she should've, could've, would've- didn't. where are you? where have the gods taken you?) father of telemachus (he will not recognize you, son to a father he never knew and never will, for a man leaves and a ghost returns, terrified of waters and of travelling so far. mama, when will father be home?), king of ithaca. (the land people call barren, now kingless. once so full of life, now the young lords lay bloodied on the marble floor of the palace for their pride. you bounced them on your knee, have you no conscience?)

yeah, man, i just love odysseus. (sing, muse, of the man who could never be the same again with so much blood staining his hands.)

The Mechanisms

2. Hadestown

3. EPIC The Musical

4. Greek Mythology

5. Musicals

Can you tell that I maybe....just maybe....like Greek Mythology?

The Chosen Ones (I can't tag all my friends sadly): @tokengayfriend @newt-pond @legendary-dumpster-fire @x-ca1iber @icarusaced @dagda-the-doodler @cryptile

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

Been playing around with the idea of a royalty au with Strawberry Shortcake, so here’s the princess herself and some of her court! I will post the other 4 members another time

For reference this is the roles of everyone:

Strawberry Shortcake: Princess of Strawberryland Blueberry Muffin: Princess Shortcake's lady-in-waiting and Apple Dumplin's caretaker Apple Dumplin': Cousin to Princess Shortcake Raspberry Tart: Princess Shortcake's other lady-in-waiting Plum Puddin': Advisor and tutor to the royal family Lime Chiffon: Court fool/jester Angel Cake: Court mage Huckleberry Pie: Royal servant

There are other royal courts, so other characters like Lemon Meringue and Orange Blossom will not appear as members of Court Shortcake.

WIP of Penelope with her forever-unfinished shroud.

everyone has gender envy from gunpowder tim dipshit, it came free with your fucking mechanisms fandom

I know it's been said quite a few times, but every time nastya gets cisgirlified, an angel loses its wings. furthermore, nastya cisgirlifiers would QUAKE in the presence of that one BEAUTIFUL photo of nastya with facial hair <3333

ARGH….. every day a new person reminds me of that beautiful photo…..

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why are songs about Odysseus(Ulysses) and him calling himself Nobody(No One) always absolutely amazing?

ah, yes, 'wouldn't you like,' otherwise titled 'local man provides grandson with weed, tells him to pick a fight with the nearest girl,'

that’s a great opinion, unfortunately my heart was stolen by a blind pickpocket in the deep city streets in the summer of 2012, and i never even saw her face

“she was born in the library, grew up there, climbing bookshelves as other children might trees”

Ghost Of My Ghosts, Sol Rios

hold on a second man…

Mom can we get The Mechanisms?

No we have The Mechanisms at home:

Mechanisms at home:

Thanks to @bluishtones for letting me use their art in this shitpost

Brian when "Brian" is mentioned