The Aaahs and Huhs of Negotiations

Dragons are notorious hoarders and extremely messy

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Brass tacks are at the bottom of the pile of junk

Sat on this page for a bit too long to make headway on some other projects. Will I get back on track? Only time will tell.

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When You're Alone on a Spaceship, Try Golf

This review was written in support of the Cartoonist Cooperative. Learn about them here! How much weight does a secret have when it’s not your own? How does leadership shape the bearer? These are the questions with which Home: Volume One is concerned. The story follows two men surnamed Thoreau—Patrick and Emmanuel—both captaining different spaceships and struggling with isolation: one forced…

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Know when to stop talking about hypothetical parades

The Dragon’s favorite jester does a tight five about farmers and sheep so he has a lot of opinions on the subject

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Smoothie Negotiations

It’s important to have the upper hand in negotiations and the best way to get it is with a smoothie full of who knows what. That mystery will give you an edge.

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The Dragon does not do details

He knows what he likes and what he does not like is knowing more about what he likes.

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The Dragon Appears… to Have Some Questions

It’s a good rule of thumb to not just accept smoothies from strangers without asking a few questions first.

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Crouching Terror, Hidden Owen

Owen is maybe not super excited to be this close to an angry dragon

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Go Away

The dragon is in no mood for visitors

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Abandon Oh My Goodness, Ye Who Enter Here

I don’t know what Owen is so worried about. With all those bones out front the dragon must be full by now!

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An ominous climb

We’re finally almost to the dragon! I took a wee detour in the story a year ago and, uh, we just got back on the main path. Oops!

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Crispy but not like a throwing vegetable

If you had to choose between having old vegetables thrown at you and possibly getting burnt to a crisp, your answer might rely on how much you hate celery

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Pish Posh Splush

This might seem a bit inconsistent with Petunia’s earlier views on dragons, but it’s only because she thinks everyone else is an incompetent fool.

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Finger Lickin’ Not Bad

Dirt-infused veggie mush is the hot new dish this summer

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Busy bodies beat the blues

If there’s one thing Petunia knows how to do it’s suppress her emotions with work!

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Vitamins vs hygiene

Petunia of the Manor page 42: In which things get smushed

Are the people in Petunia’s village all gross peasants because they don’t eat their veggies, or do they just not know what a toothbrush is? Turns out they loved brushing their teeth! Regular freaks for it. Next time I will do more research before writing a hack joke.

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I Scream You Scream We all Scream for Mustard Greens!

Petunia of the Manor page 41: The mustard greens have some detractors

This is the thanks you get for helping people eat healthy.

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