Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

you’d be the coolest person breathing if i hold my breath

i need 2 nourish my body so when i die i can contribute maximum nutrients to the trees

uhm… pleased to bleat you? 🐑

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

can’t put this on wikipediafoods because it’s so fucking cool and good. sweetyviper.

Have a good evening

im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

i have to admit it’s actually extremely funny how game of thrones completely collapsed as a cultural phenomenon basically overnight due to how fucking bad the last season and ending were, and also how like the showrunners specifically rushed the ending so they could move on to some disney star wars project but the rushed ending was so fucking bad they actually were removed from the star wars thing too.

♪♫ Old MacDonald had…

…enough.

before i die i want to kill someone in a beyblade match like the anime