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“Just let me tighten this screw and you’ll be good to go.”
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staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad
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the real april fools joke is me still being on this hellsite after 8 years
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me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess
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“That’s just how I am lol” NAH. That’s a character flaw. Work on it. Fix it. Grow.
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Privileged folk ridiculing safe spaces is so funny as if men don’t refuse to enter “girly” stores and have “man caves”, as if white people don’t avoid black neighbourhoods, as if straight people don’t ostracise gay people from their social circles, like who’s really the one with the safe spaces lol
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reasons why Shuri was the best character in black panther
sees her brother after a v dangerous mission and immediately roasts him
continues to roast him throughout the movie despite a) him being king and b) them being in a political crisis
a small selection of things she roasts him on
his ex
his shoes
his old outdated technology
his ass getting kicked by her inventions
“WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSEEEE?” a true memelord
“don’t frighten me like that coloniser!”
pretends to challenge t’challa for the throne for the drama of it all
somehow finds the time to completely redo her hair and outfit in a political crisis? iconic
sees things in science fiction and invents them
names said inventions after bad puns
always striving for improvement & understands that just because something works doesn’t mean it can’t be improved
“great, another broken white boy for us to fix” she Knows
wants to go to california for disneyland and coachella
checks which side of the road to drive on in the middle of a car chase bc she’s responsible
she’s literally the smartest person on earth??? at 16?? in a world where tony stark and bruce banner exist?????? how can you not love her
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so here’s a quick story
to help with decision making when going on a date, my bf and i created a list of 20 restaurants we like. 1 being ihop (as a joke, neither of us actually like ihop), 20 being our favorite steakhouse, with the rest in no particular order. we roll a d20 and go to the corresponding place
after i wrote the list down, he goes “roll it, let’s go to dinner tomorrow night!” i got excited, he got a die out, and i fucking CRIT FAILED and now we’re FORCED to go to ihop tomorrow because both of us are too stubborn to back out omg
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the void is so kind … we are all just yelling at her n she just sits n listens …
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*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
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You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions
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biggest mood is when ron didn’t want to clean his room because bill and fleur’s wedding was happening in their house, and not in his room.
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