HYUNJIN BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN (2024): hyunjin in every letter... ↘ D-15 | PONYTAIL

02.03.2024 - Han during a fancall

mashed potato channie 🖤

(240126) TOPLINE ♡ FELIX & HYUNJIN @ LE GALA DES PIÈCES JAUNES

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

she let me hit because i am devastatingly sincere

I'm drawing something —

something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.

But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin

I don't have the energy to write this out but it cracked me up so greentext it is

> Eddie comes over for a party kickback and of course Steve cooks

> Eddie doesn't believe Steve made the food despite multiple reassurances from Dustin that he literally watched Steve make it with his own two eyeballs.

> "no, no see I remember good food and this tastes exactly like the stuff Mrs. Cooper brought over when Wayne had his little slip on the ice last year."

> Steve leans forward in interest. "Mrs. Cooper you say? And she said it was her recipe? Blue Pyrex? Nine by nine pan?"

> Eddie leans away from Steve's oddly interested look. "Er. Yeah? Said it was her Nana's award winning recipe. Had this beautiful story about how she came to America and learned english by copying old family recipes. It was really sweet actually."

> without further ado, Steve stands up from the table and leaves the room.

> everyone is deeply interested because Steve only gets that Look when he's about to be A Bitch (tm)

> complete silence across the table until Steve can suddenly be overhead from the kitchen

> "It's not about the pasta, Brenda it's the principle of the matter! No! No, i'll tell you what it's about! Its about passing of something as yours when it isnt. Sei un ladro! Sei fortunato che mia nonna non sia qui per vedere questo. See if I ever cook you a lasagna again you old bitch."

> Steve calmly returns to the table. "Don't bother returning the Pyrex."

reblog if you love paramore or if a lobotomy would fix you

maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood

little mac finds his lost cat (based off this idea)