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yourhatefulcurator · 6 days
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I'm your man.
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yourhatefulcurator · 28 days
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yourhatefulcurator · 28 days
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saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways
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yourhatefulcurator · 1 month
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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
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I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom
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i have never met an unpsychotic person who knows what it actually means to “not encourage the delusion” …not a single one
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yourhatefulcurator · 2 months
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yourhatefulcurator · 2 months
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dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island 
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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yourhatefulcurator · 2 months
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reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions
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yourhatefulcurator · 3 months
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yourhatefulcurator · 3 months
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yourhatefulcurator · 3 months
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Those who were once oppressed under an Apartheid regime have stepped up to help those being oppressed under another one.
Meanwhile, the so-called "free" world is still trying to find ways to justify "standing with" and defending Israel's rogue racist Apartheid regime.
They should feel deep shame. They don't. But they all should.
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yourhatefulcurator · 3 months
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"We know too well that our freedom is incomplete without the freedom of the Palestinians."
~ Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela.
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