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did I hear you right?
"someone help me convince the host not to microwave strawberries." || this is an anti-endo blog. not something to be debated. pro-endos will be blocked immediately.
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“I have been dealing with White Boy attitude all weekend!”
Most of them weren’t
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🦊: I'm tired as fuck
👁: [*giggling*]
🦊: whyre you giggling..
👁: They tUrned me iNto Cde
🦊: Cde...
👁: Cde...
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Octavia: "Well, the reason I'm not grabbing a coat is because suffering builds character."
Our (out of sys) GF: "Do you really need more of those? haha"
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“are the cupcakes vegetarian?”
“I SURE HOPE SO???”
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Susie: (annoyed and concerned) "Kris... Why do you want to make a tortilla into a bowl-plate and eat it?"
Ralsei: "Bowl-plate?"
Kris: "Brain go eat inedible objects."
Edward: "Yeah... I'm going back to bed."
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N: ”You know, I’ve been thinking-“
J: “that’s dangerous”
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tw / mention of stabbing?
“me personally, I’d prefer to be stabbed all at once than over a period of a couple of weeks.”
from headspace: 'WHAT? WHY? OVER A COUPLE OF WEEKS IS GREAT.'
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"Y'know, I'd be more surprised with the number of us if our life wasn't somewhat hell."
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"Y'know what, sometimes, you shouldn't speak."
"Talking priveleges revoked."
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F: "can you not scratch my ankle-?"
K: "no, it itches."
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*👁️1 entering front:*
"Statement begins: Honk."
The old host is in an AWFUL mood and they saw this and now they just keep repeating "statement begins: HONK" to themselves. So. Thank you for improving their mood we're having a VERY rough day. :'D
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WOOO TRAUMA !!!
-👁️🗨️system
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*playfully throws the piece of cake with the bride and groom at you but plot twist turns out theyre lesbians*
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⛓️: who asked
🎧: huh- uhm you just did?!?
⛓️: ... i know... i just like contradicting myself...
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dk if this counts as nsfw??? delete if so no hard feelings
"Slenderman?? Who's that?? He 𝓕𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓚𝓨??"
(Somehow I could hear the font)
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"There's an age where some people just need to be euthanized"
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