get your power then reblog and tell everyone in the tags!

Note: Powers only work with enthusiastic consent!

(The first poll here was very obviously way too easy for too many of you, this time the landslide option's out, have fun ^^)

i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

made an amazing bash program

the phrase "why? well, it's a sex thing for me" is always on the tip of my tongue and one of these days it's going to slip free with catastrophic consequences

Ah yes, penny-tea. Often shortened to pea.

What sick twisted impulse is making me want to put coins in my tea to make it taste like pennies. Like what?

What sick twisted impulse is making me want to put coins in my tea to make it taste like pennies. Like what?

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

Sorry, your game looks cool, but the promotional material used the words "wholesome" and "cozy" so I gotta stick by my principals.

I think girls should be allowed to maul anyone they want.

“to be a woman is to experience pain”“to be a woman is to perform”“to be a woman is to-” SHUT UP SHUT UP 💥💥💥💥

crazy that you can say "i think telling anyone to kill themselves is bad, even people you hate" or "i think doxxing people is bad, even people you hate" and thats a hot take somehow

Weeping with unrestrained joy at the aquarium because I saw a fish

my latest gamedev idea is "guy on the corner of the screen who gives you personalized tips when you die". original idea do not steal

what the fuck

What

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch