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Apparently I only have two minutes so I’m gonna make this quick. Hi. I’m Ted. I’m newly single. And I’d be kidding myself if I told you that I haven’t wanted to do this every single day for the last two years.
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♪ this is love, love, love, love ♪ precious love ♪ this is precious love ♪ and it's teaching me to be a better man ♪ this is precious love, precious love ♪
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i keep thinking about that one blogger on here who mentioned applying to 80+ jobs and still not getting a single callback
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god, grant me the confidence and audacity of alexis rose
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anybody else actually fucking feral about xolo maridueña
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My tarot cards: Don't kill yourself, give life another chance!!! 💞🌸💞💞💞❤️❤️❤️💜👑🎉🎉🤞🏻🤞🏻
My life™️ immediately after: Ok but you're being sued by two different people, your health is failing, you'll have 8 panic attacks in two days while at work, your boss is going to yell at you all week and you'll be berated by an ex on messenger rather viciously
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anyone who says the blue beetle movie is a basic origin story is lying to you. in a normal superhero movie they get at least a day or two of fun hijinks—sticky fingers, zappy powers, quippy one liners—meanwhile jaime reyes over here is speedrunning the worst 48 hours i’ve ever seen anybody experience.
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i can't remember if i have posted this before but the coffee shop by my house has my favorite hand-washing sign in the world
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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
+ the 'Obi-Ani' lightsaber spin
Hayden came up with a move when we did the second film that was like your move, like signature […] for me it always felt like your move because he was really good at it. — Ewan McGregor
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