Dragonfruit Plush
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in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
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The butch lesbian/trans man "funky printed button down" stereotype is true but you must understand that the men's section of so many clothing stores is a bleak and miserable place. Clothing manufacturers are simply convinced that no one who wears men's clothes wants anything besides the most boring outfits possible. Often stripes are the most exciting it gets. If you want to wear clothing designed for men but happen to like "color" and "joy" in your life then often the funky printed button down or the hawaiian shirt are simply your only options, especially off the clearance rack.
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Gerard P Donelan
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losing my mind at this article about a guy trying out the meta verse
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killing rom the vacuous spider and realizing that you still gotta fight more elder gods in order to end the nightmare
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i see you i love you i support you and want you in community spaces with me because we’re different sides of the same coin etc etc
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Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.
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And, now a word from the Washington State DNR.
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if i could Draw. 10 of swords guy but hes doing a thumbs up
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tiktok: pov Im your soft dom demon boyfriend and I give you hard dirty s3cks with my 🐓 😈😈
Twitter: pussy from a middle aged woman who smells like cigars and works the deep frier at arbys 😵
Tumblr: have you ever contemplated the eroticism of the pool filter taking in so much chlorine and getting covered in muck and bugs and scum it’s so hot and bothered just begging for more pool toys…
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