Strangely enough, I'm still alive.
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Anonymously ask me one thing & I'll answer it, no matter what.
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Brutal.
bonus panel / facebook / patreon
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my skin: i’m literally……… dying pls drink water, eat better, use some product,,, sleep decent hours………
me:
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“That Sibiling That Do Dumb Things Daily Like Its Normal”
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What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time?
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*puts a picture of a kitten on my resume*
me: i hope that this can persuade you in my favor
me: *winks with both eyes*
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Maybe the reason we struggle as adults is that for the first 18 years of our lives, we are required to follow instructions. Authority is everything. We are not allowed to deviate too much from the norm; critical thinking only exists within a certain confine. A rubric.
And we hit adulthood and suddenly we are programmed for a factory setting we don’t get. We have no one who tells us how to function. We just have to “Figure it out” because we are now in the “real world, honey”. So often our ignorance is blamed on our generation, on laziness. You’re an adult, act like it.
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