I dunno maybe I’m way way off base and I’m gonna pay for it later in life but I just don’t think that letting my kid dip a few pretzel sticks in Nutella an hour before dinner should be considered morally unconscionable.
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at what age do you accept that you and your digestive system are never gonna be friends again
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"what are you going to do about it?"
me:
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Good morning sex
Afternoon sex
Midnight sex
Shower sex
Bored sex
Make up sex
Break up sex
I made pancakes sex
The kids are at school sex
Monday sex
Tuesday sex
Wednesday sex
Thursday sex
Friday sex
Saturday sex
Sunday sex
I love you sex
I hate you sex
Car sex
Soulmate sex
Public sex
Vacation sex
Drunk sex
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