How do I write smut when I'm too much of a fucking weenie to write smut.
There鈥檚 a few things you gotta keep in mind when you write smut:
1. Whatever you are going to write is going to sound stupid. It鈥檚 supposed to. People say just the most abjectly ridiculous things in the middle of sex. If you鈥檝e done your job right and your reader is getting their delights they won鈥檛 care at all. Lean into it.
2. You are going to have to deal with the fact that you are going to have to expose your readers to the stuff that YOU think is hot. It鈥檚 inevitable.
3. Someone somewhere is waiting for the exact brand of nasty you have in the back pocket. There was someone out there who desperately wanted a money shot and I provided it. Think like that. Provide for the pervs.
4. Sex is more than just the physical. Talk about the way the hands feel and how warm the skin is but also talk about the heady rush of hormones and the emotions your characters are feeling. A lot more is going on than just insertion here. How do your characters feel.
in case you didn鈥檛 know, this used to be a writing blog (that never posted any writing LMAO, it鈥檚 been dead for a year) and I鈥檝e revamped it into an mcr theme and changed my username!! my main is @doc-martens-enthusiast
im gonna start posting mcr x reader type of content (cringe as fuck i know 馃拃), hopefully mostly full length one shots but probably just thirst posts and concept stuff at first. @xocasper and @partypoisonzz are my biggest inspirations!! im still deciding whether i should just start writing for kinktober and not post anything until then and then post like 31 fics, or if i should just start posting gradually now and do a once a week kinktober thing.
anyways I hope you鈥檒l stay tuned!!!
edit: forgot to add this but i also have a regular mcr account! @dykejersey
Hate my stupid 34 year old old uncle whos always overinflating tires on my chevrolet sonic. There should be a rule against people his age who do this sort of thing. I wonder if the internet could help. Google show me hot milfs
am working on a story ATM, its not fanfic its an original work but idk if anyone would care to read that LOL,,,, its kind of a psychological situation with a bit of a murder mystery i guess in the beginning and a massive plot twist towards the end. would anyone read it? also its slightly inspired by "all the angels" by my chemical romance if that helps? the main character has gone mad with grief over the death of her lover, very three cheers energy. give me your thoughts!
Celebrate being a writer. Celebrate your stories, your characters, and the wildest concepts of your imagination. We spend too much time beating ourselves up, criticizing our writing, pointing out mistakes and weaknesses. It鈥檚 time to become proud of your writing. Even if you think it sucks, I promise, it鈥檚 good enough, it鈥檚 beautiful. You can always become a better writer, but you don鈥檛 do this by bringing yourself down.
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