youngratchet
Hungover Medical Student
| medic-in-training
| professional party ambulance
| has the world's worst roommate (indie pre-war TFP Ratchet blog - multiverse friendly)
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Current status:
#am i dead?#only on the inside#*finger guns*#but there's always work to be done#cause there's no rest for the wicked#~drawn by the wonderful citrus-art-and-life~#comissionedart#citrus-art-and-life
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Send me ‘What If’ scenarios for my muse to answer.
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If you lost my muse in a crowd, what “offensive” thing could you yell that'd be GUARANTEED to track them down?
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Honestly.
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(Crack) Character Headcanons Vol.1: Flirting
Optimus: “Your hands seem cold...May I hold them?”
SG!Optimus: “B R I N G F O R T H T H E B O O T Y”
#crack headcanon#for scrap and giggles (random junk)#~what have i unleashed upon this cursed land~#~even in context it makes no sense~#~this message made possible by:~#~too much sugar~#~not enough sleep~#~and @iacon-stargazer ‘s unhealthy enabling of my horrid ideas~#~i’m so sorry~
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NAME: Snowy Griffin (But my friends call me Snowy)
STAR SIGN: Uhh...Libra? I don’t know how this stuff works
HEIGHT: Well, my doctor says I’m technically 5′2.991...But I’m an advocate for the Round-Up Rule, so screw that, I’m 5′4″, and I will fight you in the street if you say otherwise
WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?: Fluffball. As far as you know
PUT YOUR YOUTUBE PLAYLIST ON SHUFFLE.
WHAT ARE THE FIRST 6 SONGS THAT POPPED UP?
You reposted in the wrong neighborhood
outdoors - tired
Ready To Die - Andrew WK
BRODYQUEST
JAM Project - THE HERO !! - "One Punch Man" Opening Theme ワンパンマン
I Have Friends In Holy Spaces
EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU?: An Ode to Garbage by Me
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR?: ....30 seconds ago.
WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH?: If I could just exist within the vicinity of Robert Downey Jr., I would die a happy ball of fluff...
WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE; SOUND YOU LOVE?: I hate the sound of the word ‘moist’. It just...ughhh. Hits the ear wrong, you know? As for a sound I love...
THE.
MOTHER-EFFIN.
ICE CREAM TRUCK.
I hear that tune and I’m shoving ALL the kids out the way - screw my lactose intolerance. They’ll have to pry that remnant of my childhood from my cold, dead, extremely bloated fingers.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?: There’s lots of things that we’ve yet to understand.
HOW ABOUT ALIENS?: I think it’s pretty arrogant to assume that, out of all the hundreds of billions of planets and galaxies out there, that ours was the only one to create some form of life.
DO YOU DRIVE?: Yup!
IF SO, HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED?: *knocks on wood* Nope.
WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ?: Bold of you to assume I can read.
DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE?: Of course! It pairs quite well with the intoxicating aroma of carbon monoxide.
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW?: Bohemian Rhapsody
WHAT’S THE WORST INJURY YOU’VE EVER HAD?: Sprained ankle...I shouldn’t be left unsupervised around stairs...
DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS RIGHT NOW?: Gay robots. That is all.
DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO DID YOU WRONG?: If by “grudge” you mean: “a 30 second pouting session quickly followed up with a minor existential crisis and a prolonged mental barrage on how everything was my fault and what I could’ve done to prevent it” - then yes. Absolutely.
IN A RELATIONSHIP?: Mhm - with me, myself and I
Tagged by: (indirectly by this absolute bab) @pleasedontgethurt
Tagging: If you have two thumbs and breathe oxygen, then consider yourself tagged!
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Muse Habits
Bold what applies, italicize what sometimes applies.
nail/digit biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back of their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands over scalp | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders
Tagged By: @iacon-stargazer
Tagging: not sure who else hasn’t done this so...anyone who wants!
#...you're it! (tag game)#~this was a great little exercise to get me back in the headspace of my ever-so-finnicky muse~#~i'll probably be posting a few other smaller things in the meantime so I can get back into the swing of things~
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Ratchet simply smiles as he returns the hug with just as much gusto.
Primus, he missed Orion.
Ratchet has returned from his extended stay away from their part of Iacon and has time to see him again.
Orion is just going to grab on and hug him tight.
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Orion Pax is so cute and so sweet, I think I definitely have a crush on him. Since you're his best friend and probably know him really well could you... maybe... give me some advice for asking him out?
“Oh, you want my advice? Alright then, listen closely…”
“Don’t.”
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*Huuuuuug!~totally NOT decepticon-minimus-ambus
“…That ‘disguise’ isn’t fooling anyone, Minimus.”
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Ratchet blinked as he listened to her. That’s right...he recalled reading about that incident in the files. Something about...the Matrix and Vector Sigma...Just attempting to make sense of that event alone threatened to give him a processor ache. Nevertheless, he could tell by his future counterpart’s notes that the event was...emotionally straining for everyone involved. He couldn’t fault Roselight for her reaction.
He dismissively waved his servo as he stepped over to begin filling up his own cube. “I was only teasing, Rose. It’s alright, really,” he said as he looked at her with a reassuring smile. “No offence taken.” After a few moments, he lifted his filled cube up to his intake to take a sip, and was only barely able to repress his almost reflexive grimace. Primus...plain Energon was going to take some getting used to.
“Kind of off-topic here, but has anyone thought about rigging this thing up to dispense high-grade?” He mused as he tapped the dispenser.
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She's gunna sneak up on Ratchet and gently poke his sides. "Boo!"
“Ah! No more hugs-!”
He blinks.
“Oh…Hey, Rosie.”
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With a slight shake of his helm, Ratchet folded his arms across his chassis. “I’ve noticed you’ve been pretty flighty around me,” he replied, unable to prevent himself from cracking a small smirk at his unintentional pun. “So far, this is the longest you’ve spoken to me without running away.”
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Ratchet’s optics went a tad wide in surprise and he held his servos up in apology when he saw that he’d inadvertently startled her. “Oh, uh-...sorry, heh,” he said sheepishly.
Reaching out, he grabbed one of the empty cubes as he waited for her to finish and nodded his helm. “A well-deserved one, if you ask me. I only wandered aimlessly for five minutes this time.” After a second, he paused and gave her a curious look. “...Huh.”
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