Is your job tumblr how are you always online

if i don't have a distraction for even one second of my day i will start severely spiralling mentally

New jobs are fun because you’re asking questions like ummmmm how do you open. A door

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

I only follow virgins..are you one?

incredibly fucked up you can put off things for “tomorrow” and then. and then tomorrow comes

alien bro doing a react stream on the paleogene extinction

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

hot take: the real golden age of cinema is 90s and 2000s rom coms

martha may whovier was the original monsterfucker

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

Found you.

Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs