Me whenever I see tulip snake
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Can we keep her? I named her Lili.
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Why did my cat just meow?
Ambitions toward global domination, usually.
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i have this lotion for my hands that i keep using cuz i have this weird allergy/dry skin issue that flares up constantly and idk wtf happened eith it but it smells fucking awful all of a sudden
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after several discussions that left me baffled, let me throw this out to the masses: do you look at ao3's icons when you're looking for a fic to read?
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the fact that i dont think i've seen a single person call the bracken room/backroom "the brackroom" yet deeply disappoints me
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im hungry but too tired to get up so ig i'll die
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you can tell my heat tolerance is shit by the fact that its not even 20 out and im dying
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “lethal company” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw a little girl down the hall
my coworker, pacing: the Company is lying to us
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