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yoda-fucks · 3 days
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the problem with watching doctor who as a child is that a small part of your brain can never completely give up the idea that the doctor exists. if i saw a blue police box materialize out of thin air i would not be anywhere near surprised enough.
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yoda-fucks · 5 days
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This is just about Jesus, not any other biblical figure. No nuance allowed
Edit: I'm also not asking if you think Jesus was really the son of God
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yoda-fucks · 6 days
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I do think it's funny that the pjo fandom has kind of modernized a lot of characters looks/aesthetics with the changing time even if it's just subtle things like their haircuts or graphics on their shirts, but not Will.... like we have been drawing this kid with the same haircut for 10+ years and we still make him wear bootcut jeans with flip flops. It's so amusing, we hold up all these characters and we're like "look how they've grown and changed!" I'll see Hazel drawn with butterfly locs! Annabeth in fics now wears clothes like what I see women wearing on home design shows! Sometimes people give Nico a modern mullet or a fluffy tiktok haircut! I no longer see people drawing Piper in the babydoll dress and jeans combo! But for whatever everyone across the fandom seemed to look at Will and go "this boy shall only ever belong in the 2010s" and its funny as hell to me.
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yoda-fucks · 7 days
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I looked up Solar Opposites on IMDB and found out all the season 4 episodes have pretty low ratings when it's my favorite season so far and I had no recollection of the highest rated episodes and then I realized it's because the highest rated are episodes about The Wall and season 4 has way less of it and the majority of viewers prefer the Wall but I fucking hate it
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yoda-fucks · 9 days
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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?
my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire
my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍
captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!
my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss
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yoda-fucks · 18 days
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yoda-fucks · 21 days
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significant annoyance 🫶
secret version under the cut ⬇️
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yoda-fucks · 23 days
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i have never been into doctor who selfcest and if i did these 2 would be my absolute last choice but like. such an incredibly rare and beautiful thing as the potential somewhere out there for the ship name 9/11 cannot go ignored i have to pursue this. i have to
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yoda-fucks · 26 days
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My dream HoO cast 😍
Leo - that one kid from Wizards of Waverly Place
Hazel - Amandla Stenberg, Alexandra Shipp, Yara Shahidi, Zendaya
Frank - Skinny Asian guy who isn't Chinese
Piper - a racially ambiguous brown woman who's anything but Cherokee
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yoda-fucks · 26 days
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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yoda-fucks · 27 days
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bungus
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yoda-fucks · 28 days
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neil gaiman, i must ask, WILL THEY KISS AGAIN IN SEASON THREE?????
thank you for your time
Having seen how badly the kiss in Season 2 went down, I cannot imagine any more kissing in the future.
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yoda-fucks · 1 month
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Advice of the day: if your man starts dressing up like this be careful
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like father, like son | DUNE (2021) VS DUNE PART TWO (2024)
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yoda-fucks · 1 month
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I know I'm a bit late to saying this but frankly if I found out a secret society of magic-users were just playing nonsense sports and making up slurs for the rest of us instead of helping us out with famines or leukemia I think I'd apply for a job with my local witch hunters
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yoda-fucks · 2 months
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