“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”
I met my boyfriend of over a year on Tinder, and I love him to death, but you know how Tinder shows the other person’s name at the top of the chat? Well when he first messaged me he said “Hi, my name’s Brodi.” And being the smart ass that I am I said, “Why did you introduce yourself, your name is on your profile?” And he told me on our third date that my sassy response was the reason he continued to talk to me.