Last Seen Blogs
holligenet
HolliGenet
withoutyouimsaskia
Soulmates Never Die
dopicons
FEAR
malevine5
No Regrets
pngmedicalblog
PNG Medical Blog
Text
May 3
My friend Jonathan Harker, food blogger sollicitor from London, is on a work trip in Transylvaina, and he is collecting a ton of recipes for his girlfriend.
742 notes
·
View notes
Text
"how many times are you going to read dracul-"
that's my best friend jonathan????
206 notes
·
View notes
Text
32K notes
·
View notes
Text
Huge fan of God's salvation plan being "here are the rules I created them we have to follow them there's no justice without them. However. Here is also a loophole I created which entirely fixes things."
234 notes
·
View notes
Text
Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.
Free him from the time loop.
14K notes
·
View notes
Text
I love how in the Dracula Daily fandom, we don’t say that we are beginning once again on May 3rd.
Rather, we say “my dear friend Johnathan is preparing for his upcoming trip. I hope he has such a wonderful time and that he brings back some delicious recipes :)”
And I think that’s beautiful
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Looking forward to hearing from my dear friend Jonathan Harker again soon.
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
You’ve heard of “justice league doesn’t know Batman has kids”
Now prepare for “the Team doesn’t know Batman is Robins dad”
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
Petition to add more disabled magical creatures in fantasy
Like picture a mermaid. When they have to be on land their tail turns to legs, but because their body is used to lower gravity their joints tire easily and are chronically in pain.
Also depending on how deep in the ocean they live, it’s likely they have circulation problems because their body is used to the water pressure holding everything where it needs to be and now their blood is always fucking pooling in their legs and they have to wear compression socks everywhere.
Wheelchair user mermaids. Partially/fully blind mermaids because who needs to see when there’s no light at the bottom of the ocean?
Mermaids with sensory issues who have to wear headphones all the time because sound is so much louder up here on land and they are constantly overstimulated. And also the sun is simply Too Bright™.
Mermaids who have POTS because in the water postural changes make no difference and their bodies don’t know how to stabilize with so much gravity.
I’m really fixated on the mermaids rn but PLEASE feel more than welcome to add more!!!! I wanna hear about disabled dragons
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in
141K notes
·
View notes
Text
not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.
83K notes
·
View notes
Text
wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet
232K notes
·
View notes