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Valentino: *calling Angel Dust* Husk: *answers* Hello, you wart on the ass of Pandemonium. Valentino: Wha... Is this the bartender? Where's Angel!? Husk: Don't get your pantyhose in a twist, he's on his way, he just forgot his phone, so you can unclench. Valentino: Why you...! Husk: And while we're talking, tell Vox we found all the cameras he snuck into Alastor's bathroom, so he needs to up his game. Toodles. *hangs up* Charlie: ... There have been no cameras in any bathroom inside the hotel... right? Husk: I know that, Vox knows that. But Val doesn't, so when he tells Vox we found some, he is gonna think someone is intruding on his territory and be in a tizzy all week, which in turn will keep the other Vees too busy to cause trouble. Alastor: I knew there was a reason I keep you around.

Angel: Husky~ Angel: I got someone I really like, how should I confess to him? Husk: Just wing it, I'll say yes. Angel: How do you just wing a con- Angel: Angel: How the fuck did you know?

Husk and Angel, in bed together late at night:

Husk: I love you Anthony.

Angel: *blushing*

Niffty, from in the walls: HUSK YOU’RE CHEATING ON ANGEL WITH SOME ANTHONY GUY?!

Sir Pentious, from the corner of the room: Yesss that’s quite dissssappointing

Husk and Angel:

Angel: Pentious, you can clearly see it’s me.

Sir Pentious: I see nothing but a homewrecker.

Angel: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Husk: You always act stupid.

Husk:

Husk: Wait...

tw: Blood

Honestly drawing these two is my way of relaxing… (fuck midterms)

There is no context I just wanna see Husker giving Angel compliments <3

LMFAODHDH I was telling my grandma abt Husk and Angel Dust bc I'm obsessd rn and she's never seen Hazbin and I told her I want them to get together and I showed her a photo of them individually and she said "they look like they could be a couple just based on their physical appearances" sjsjdhshnOKAY

Angel Dust: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.  Vaggie: You were flirting with Husk. Angel Dust: So what? He’s my boyfriend. Vaggie: You asked him if he was single.  Angel Dust:  Vaggie: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

Angel: I love your bigass, unkempt eyebrows.

Husk: I love your small flat ass.

Angel: I love how you cough a hairball every morning as soon as you get up from bed.

Husk: I love how you clog the shower drain with all the hair you shed every day.

Angel: I love how you own one pair of pants and never wash them.

Husk: I love how you use every pot and pan in the kitchen when cooking and never clean up after yourself.

Charlie, watching from afar: Hey, uh, are they alright? Sounds like they're fighting.

Vaggie: Nah, they're good.

Vaggie: None of them have ever dated anyone who they could be honest to, so they're unloading.

Vaggie: They do it once a week.

@celestialalpacaron They literally haven't left my brain and I thank you for the art block buster that is your Overlord Husk AU lol

In which Angel Dust gets big on politics

Angel: Husk kissed me! Charlie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Angel: It was unbelievable! Charlie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Cherri: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Charlie, get the wine and unplug the phone. Angie, does this end well or do we need tissues? Angel: Oh, it ended very well. Charlie: Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Cherri: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? Angel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. Cherri: Ohh… So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? Angel: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. Charlie and Cherri: Ohhh. meanwhile Husk, eating pizza at the bar: And, uh, and then I kissed him. Vaggie: Tongue? Husk: Yeah. Vaggie: Cool.

Angel Dust, about Husk: He’s just so attractive…

Cherri: Really? The bar tender?

Angel Dust: Really?? Sir Pentious???

Cherri: …Touché.

Another Husk headcanon I have is that he just casually drops huge info about his life that he didn't tell anyone cuz he "didn't think it was important". (I mean don't tell me the guy who casually told Angel he was an overlord wouldn't do that?) Like:

Angel: Are ya sure ya can take care of him by yourself?

Husk holding Fat Nuggets: How hard can it be? I've had kids when I was alive, it's not like it's any different...

Angel: ...Ya had what?

- oh.

Husk: *Laying face down on the bar*

Charlie: So Angel said he liked you?

Husk, muffled: Yeah

Charlie: ...and you asked him to marry you?

Husk: Yeah

Charlie: …and?! How’d he react?!

Husk: Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more

*Meanwhile*

Angel, kicking in the door to the Cherri’s room with 12 bottles of champagne: Cherri! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!

"The one thing that melts his crusty old heart"?

I BEG TO DIFFER