i see people being like “oh celia ended up on the side of a road again” no ITS WORSE she was on a RAIL TRACK my girl almost got run over by a FUCKING TRAIN

I think people going about Jon being in the therapist office are forgetting the very important part that they were in a place for court-ordered therapy. We don't have the insane take of a version of Jonathan Sims that seeks help we have a version of Jonathan Sims that somehow commited a crime and was forced by law to finally go to therapy.

first thing that came to my mind☠️

grabbing celia by the shoulders and staring at her with madness in my eyes what. celia what.

Me too buddy

Funny how Darrien started his supernatural encounter by nearly starving to death and ended it by causing two other people to starve to death. He took 'double it and pass it to the next guy' too literally

it's so funny darrien was like "the front desk guy seems kinda nervous" then said jon was the freakiest guy he'd ever seen

the tma/gp urge to drive to the irl hilltop road 🫥 will probably bump into celia at this rate 😭

Considering Celia claims to have seen Colin "about" and Colin hasn't been heard/recorded on any of the devices, do y'all think Celia heard a light banging overhead while Alice bitched about the jmj. error, looked up, saw Colin through the grates of an air vent, made mutual silent eye contact for several seconds, was like "this may as well happen," and turned back to Alice like "I'm sure Colin'll take a look at it for you, I've seen him...about."

[ID: a three-panel comic of the unnamed background characters from episode 17 of The Magnus Protocol. In the first panel the bookish client of Dr. Dumfries walks alone, a dark squiggle next to his head denoting frustration. In the second panel he faces the stammering receptionist and says “Here for 2pm.” The receptionist replies “Ok! Just seat a- take a- sit. Somewhere. Over there.” In the third panel the client sits near the receptionist, facing away from him with a moody expression. A small storm cloud appears next to the receptionist who looks similarly grumpy. In the background, a poster reads “Not feeling like yourself? Call:” and then lists an illegible phone number. End ID.]

when u don’t get ur AU meetcute because ur both too autistic to make eye contact,,,,,,,,,

Does this count as Magnus Protocol spoilers? I'm tagging it as spoilers.

Hey celia! Hey girlie! So what the FUCK did you mean when you said it wasn't the same!

yeah, gwen and alice, *is* there something you want to talk about?

What if I was finally going to therapy to deal with my substance abuse and you were the cute new receptionist checking me out in

And there's a guy dying of malnutrition in the other room but this ain't about him

that one line from celia in the new episode is really making me wonder just what her situation is. she hears a case of a guy killing a copy of himself and taking his place and says "not quite the same though" to the computer (which is a whole other thing), so, what did she do? how is her situation different? how is it similar?

it puts everything into question, how long has she been here? why was she sent to a universe that already has a celia? or was it even celia she replaced, or lynne hammond? is jack hers or her copys? is there evn a copy or is it very different?

celia my love what are you and why are you here. what did you do. what will you do. whatever it is i'll support it but i need to know

Yeah don't you hate when you suddenly and without explanation teleport to the middle of nowhere almost being run over by trains? Hate when that happens tbh

I guess sometimes you really do just have to kill your double after all