yharnamesque
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Herne™ 🥐 | XXVIII | Author | Artist | Sad Clown Cat | Local Bloodborne Idiot
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You guys really liked my last poll so
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deep fried dick has been added to my collec- i mean vocabulary
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yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil
#me w/ radagon#you'd think this would be me with valtr as well but we have a very different relationship#radagon however is very much my chewtoy
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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
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Desperately counting down the next couple of weeks until I get my time off so I can just spend hours and hours playing Stardew Valley like god intended
#herne talks#i don't WANT to go to work tomorrow!!!#i wanna fish and dream about my future coffee bean stonks!!!#have to wait till year 2 for the greenhouse because i missed ONE SINGLE gold quality melon#technically i could just continue my year 3 save on my switch#but the 1.6 content........#still haven't decided who to marry on both saves#tho i guess i could split the bfs and have shane hubby on one save and seb hubby on the other......
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#i still stand by the fact there was zero reason to remake this movie in 3d#they hit perfection the first time round
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Not all of The Rules Of The Internet (origin of Rule 34 and, less remembered, Rules 50 (A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it) and 63 (For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.) has aged well, but always remember a few other rules (boiled down to the basic meaning):
Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents. (Never assume any “debate” is done in good faith if you have any reason to believe otherwise)
Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else (someone somewhere will maliciously twist your words)
Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls—it means they win. (Don’t Feed The Trolls, block em and go, you don’t owe them shit)
Rule 33: Lurk more—it's never enough. (If you don’t know, don’t speak up. Internet version of “better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm it”)
Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. (Classic memes never truly go out of style, someone will appreciate it…)
Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER (…but you can always go overboard, mix it up every once in a while)
Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. (Self explanatory, but in more modern times a reminder to be wary of people asking for things you don’t possibly believe could be a fetish)
Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough. (Keep Circulating The Tapes, and ask any tech savvy friends if they know a guy)
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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
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do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?
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