Yfm cat au.

Puff Puff is a Munchkin cat

Deejay is a Maine Coon

Benatar is a British Longhair

And Axel is a American Longhair

:3

YES.

ok but i feel that axel is that "genre-savvy" guy who knows how stories usually play out

when he brings up his knowledge in a given situation puff and deejay just disregard him, saying he "watches too many movies".... and i'm just gonna say that in the outcome, 99% of his predictions end up true lmao

NO BC I COULD ACTUALLY SEE THIS? HES AN IDIOT BUT TO THE POINT WHERE HES SMART

(Some oddly specific headcanons about yfm charaters part TWO!!)

Deejay headcanon I like to think that he had a weird liking towards scooters when he was a little kid, not just a simple liking but more of a special intrastate if that makes sense... like he knew alot of facts about scooters

Following up deejayne decided to give him one on his birthday, and when they were kids deejay shared his scooter with her, mostly in a way of saying 'thank you for giving me this!!' Typa thing

Now in present times he doesn't really think about scooters much, mostly because he has a busy life and his music career and other stuff.

(Also little note I'm sorry if I'm spaming ur inbox, I'm having a slight brainrot over yfm and I'll prob stop posting headcanons/takes/others stuff when I get over it)

-coolguy anon

let yfm consume you just like how i consume these hcs

my favorite head cannon is that axel is hypersexual but it’s not at the same time🐀

wHAT

Made Puffy in Gacha Life 2,,, :3

~ Sparkly Bitch Anon

PUTT PUTT! 🏌

So yeah update on the yfm 1970s au I'm trying to make designs of what they would look like, I may post them if I like it or not

Just image yfmts as like a cartoony 70s sitcom or something like that, kinda like two and a half men with a mix of friends kinda?? Idk it would be something like that

-coolguy anon

THATS AWESOME

So i came up with a corny Benapuff thing and i wanna say it

Alright so imagine that Puff and Benatar are on a call in the middle of the night right. Benatar is starting to fall asleep and he starts like quietly snoring and stuff, and Puff becomes a corny dumbass. So Puff muted himself and started whispering stuff about how much he appreciates Benatar and blablabla and then he gets the BALLS to unmute himself and start whispering these corny things. But he was like, nervous bc he didnt want Benatar to actually hear him. And after a while Puff started speaking a bit louder about how glad he is that Benatar is in the band...And then Benatar started mumbling something. And Puff got so red in the face and the first thing he did was ask "DID U HEAR ANYTHING THAT I SAID???" with a voice crack. And when Benatar mumbled something 'bout him going to sleep, Puff said "Oh- yeye ok byebye" and hung up. He couldnt look Benatar in the eyes for the next few days from the sheer embarrassment (Benatar heard everything and couldnt look at him either.)

-Puff Anon

STOTPTPPTT THIS IS SO CUTR IM ACTUALLY FUCKING BLUSHINGIGNGIRNGIDN

catboy yfm, call that your favourite meowtian. ok bye

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK BUD

Y’all know Tom Cardy, right? Mixed Messages and Red Flags? I honestly kinda see the Mixed Messages situation with Axel. I mean, it’s Axel Chains.

-Alien

i dont know im sorry 😭

response to last anon, duh?? we know that already-

i go on ao3 well aware and prepared to see shit that makes me personally uncomfortable, we’re all still allowed to call that shit weird as hell even its what we’re supposed to just.. expect, lol??

this isn’t hate nor trying to start a fight, i just don’t think you should be using this blog as a place to get whiney that randos you don’t know don’t like seeing written child r*pe of a character they enjoy lmao

i genuinely dont know how to respond to this

you all can not go onto a03 and only expect fluff and mushy stuff. be realistic

:(((

This is pure puppy dog eyes for Puffy.

EEE- HE SO CUTEE-

~ Sparkly Bitch Anon

is puff a sigma

no

(I just realized I said bandleader instead of bandmate in my last ask GOD)

Anyways small headcanon.....,....I like to think benatar is a dirty blonde but uses dye(is that how you spell it??) to make it completely blonde, the main reason why he dose this is because he thinks it looks more messier and he doesn't like it if this makes sense

Another headcanon based of this headcanon: benatar uses alot of dye to the point where his hair started to have a piss yellow color to it, his hair used to be a lighter yellow but he used to much yellow hair dye lmao sucks to be him

-coolguy anon

WHAT THE FUCK IM DIRTY BLONDE AND DYE MY HAIR LIGHTER

i wouldnt touch ao3 with a.... 39 AND A HALF FOOT POOOOOOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEEE

being a yfm fan is so hard- me when i go on ao3 for some shitty cheesy fanfic and oh.. wow! that sure is a child r*pe fic! im going to kms, fanfics in this fandom are either weirdly wholesome or morally despicable.

I KNOW ITS INSANE... I CRIED JUST SEEING THE TITLE

i like to think that benatar and puff are both pyromaniacs and they bond over it. They like, set stuff on fire and watch it burn with the biggest smiles on their faces

-Puff Anon

THEY SET GAS STATIONS ON FIRE AND MAKE OUT AS IT EXPLODES IN THE BACKGROUND /J

hai loser admin there's like a new song "teaser" (put in quotation marks since idfk if it is?? ray's still considering it but yeah) uh what do you think of it :33 puff wants to be a princess 💥

I THINK THE IDEA IS SO CUTE! I LOVE THE CONCEPT OF PRINCESS PUFF ART BLOWING UP ON INSTA

i honestly dont think its sexist at all